c.o.o.l

last entry

2006-02-01T23:31:00.000-08:00

ok tts it.. got sorta sick of blogging.. or rather getting lazy.. so this shld b the last entry in this blog.. haha...

Drops of Jupiter -Train

Now that she's back in the atmosphere
With drops of Jupiter in her hair, hey, hey
She acts like summer and walks like rain
Reminds me that there's time to change, hey, hey
Since the return from her stay on the moon
She listens like spring and she talks like June, hey, hey

Tell me did you sail across the sun
Did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faded
And that heaven is overrated

Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star
One without a permanent scar
And did you miss me while you were looking at yourself out there

Now that she's back from that soul vacation
Tracing her way through the constellation, hey, hey
She checks out Mozart while she does tae-bo
Reminds me that there's time to grow, hey, hey

Now that she's back in the atmosphere
I'm afraid that she might think of me as plain ol' Jane
Told a story about a man who is too afraid to fly so he never did land

Tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
And head back to the Milky Way
And tell me, did Venus blow your mind
Was it everything you wanted to find
And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there

Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken
Your best friend always sticking up for you even when I know you're wrong
Can you imagine no first dance, freeze dried romance five-hour phone conversation
The best soy latte that you ever had . . . and me

Tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
And head back toward the Milky Way

Repeat 1st Chorus

happy new yr folks

2005-12-31T19:11:00.000-08:00

wow.. 1st of jan oredi.. happy new yr ppl.. seems like blogging is a monthly affair.. hmm... was practically going out everydae last wk.. from fishing(where i saw phang at ECP) to k box to changi to jurong point(where i saw wb, long time no c) etc.. hmm.. skools reopening soon.. damn.. the highly dreaded pe is back........ nth much to sae le.. ha.. pls come back only on 1st feb? ha.

random

2005-12-01T11:19:00.000-08:00

well, suann made me do this.. juz play fer fun..

Rules of e Game
1.Post 5 weird/random things about yourself.
2.At e end of the quiz,list e name of 5 people who u wan next to do tis and leave a comment u r tagged in the tagboard and tell them to read ur blog.

5 random/weird stuffs bout myself..

1) i NV EVER bought a cd/album..most of the songs and games were either supplied by my reliable frenz thru msn or dlded thru the internet.. ha..pls dun bao dou to the wateva ministry who cares bout this.. thanks.. ha..

2) i hate mayonnaise.. ha. anybody else seem to like it alot.. since pri 4, i've been searching in vain for another person who hates mayo.. its juz gross... eee..yucks.. pls dun play any tricks regarding mayo on me.. dunno wad will b my reaction..ha.. i really hate it..

3) i bite my ice cream... i dun like licking the cream and sending dribs and drabs of it into my mouth.. i like huge chunks...well, small chunks rather.. i have a small mouth.ha.. its sorta unbiased to each of my tooth as they get to chew on the icecream.. no dispute..

4) i nv do my homework (on the table).. i alwaes do it on my bed or on the sofa or on the floor.. juz not sitting up by the table to do it.. i dun have a decent study table anw.. ha..

5) i have a big head? haha... if u noticed.. forgot the measurement i made during sec skool.. its sorta big.. haha..

oh ya.. 5 ppl pls volunteer to do this thing.. ha.. esp if u have nth to update bout..

section c

2005-11-23T18:55:00.000-08:00

NH (some skool in singapore)DANCE SOCIETY IS CLOSELY ASSOCIATED TO LATE-COMERS. DO YOU AGREE? EXPLAIN YOUR ANSWER. (13)

I will have to agree with the statement and i tink its common-sensical to agree with tt.. although i have to say tt nh dance society has achieved numerous accolades but oso, i have to announce tt they perfectly mastered the skill in inculcating the priceless skill of late-coming in its dancers.. well, let me substantiate my pt..
First, i and ca waited at je mrt for our beloved wq(a particular mr.yeo).. he was late.. he knew he lived the farthest, yet he left home the latest.. ha... perfect.. and as expected, he was late..
next, we went to jl's house.. wad else.. play cards... den at arnd 1 plus, we packed up and were ready to go fer lunch.. since wq and jl(a particular mr.lim) arranged to meet their dance juniors fer a movie.. of cos i and ca were ready to kuay sio.. planned to join them afterwards.. 1.30 was the scheduled time... since the hairy botak movie.. i mean harry potter.. starts at arnd 215.. so its sorta reasonable.. 1 pm we were ready to go...'we' refers to me,ca and wq..not jl.. jl saes he wants to bathe first.. ok..fine..he has around 20 mins..since it only takes less than 10 mins to walk to the place.. ha..however.. at arnd 120 he is still dilly dallying and taking his own swt time.... he reached je at a much ltr time at arnd 145 i tink.. in other words, jewliang is late..
So we wanted to have lunch.. and we did.. ha.. den one of their juniors came... even later than jl.. wow.. sorta bias.. y did the younger generation have more powerful late-coming ability than their seniors? hmm...worth wondering.. but to sum it up, their junior 1 is late..
Woohoo.... their 2nd junior is still out of sight! whaha.... he arrived at dunno wad time.. way after i finished my lunch.. i tink the time then was 2 plus.. ha... u know wad i'm going to sae.. yea..he is late too..
not 1, not 2, not 3, but all of the dance members were late! whereas for me and ca, we were not.. its really rare tt 66.66% of the mere 6 of us can b late! and wads more amazing... 100% of the late comers are from nh dance society.. haha..as can b seen, its is no doubt tt dance society is closely related to late cmers, vice versa..
good answeR? applause pls.. lol..

NOTE: CHARACTERS MENTIONED IN THIS ESSAY ANSWER ARE FICTIONAL (COS THEIR REAL NAMES WERE NOT QUOTED??) AND ANY RESEMBLENCE TO THE LIVING OR DEAD IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.

johnny

2005-11-20T18:45:00.000-08:00

i'm so damn bored..still jobless.. haha...thinking of the good old days when i was still around 120cm tall, attending an air conditioned kindergarten,go skool in the afternoon, get back home by 5 pm to watch cartoon, having only spelling tests upon which i cry when i dunno how to write the word..etc etc.... but i seriously forgot specifically wat i did during my kindergarten daes... its either i have serious dementia or its really nth worthy of my brain space..i only rmb one song taught there by my teachers....it goes:

under the brown bush behind the tree
johnny broken dolly and he blamed it on me
i told my papa i told my ma
johnny broken dolly and he cha cha cha..

haha....still got dance steps to this song one... ha.... but really sounds stupid la.. twice the stupidity if u are caught doing it on the gotcha programme..

wad to write when i'm basically rotting?

2005-11-17T19:06:00.000-08:00

ha..guess some of u are sorta sian when u get the j8 entry everytime u enter this blog... so shall now update for the sake of updating.. goddamn me man.. i'm basically rotting to the highest degree at home.. life juz revolves around a few f-ed-up things..

wake up->com/tv->mealtime->com/tv->1800-1830:spongebob on kids central..dun laugh.. ->sleep-> wake up the next morning/noon ....

walan...sian la... i'm looking for a job.. currently my stakes are on science ctr.. damn u guys.. gimme the call.. ive been waiting for their call for an interview since... 2 days ago? ha..which is not long ago.. but...juz gimme the job... and i hope its in the star wars exhibition.... at least i can visit for free.. den if u guys r interested to make ur way down to jurong east i may try to smuggle u guys in.. ha...but pls dun come in huge swarms..
tmr going for a mahjong session.. ha.. and some bridge.. risk perhaps..

j8

2005-10-31T11:32:00.000-08:00

the bazaar at j8 was.... fun? perhaps fun in the sense tt it provided an alternative recreation for the weekend allocated my self-rotting.. but... selling plush toys and REAL crystals(as claimed by mr.aaron neo) doesnt realli look promising at all... but ya.. saw 170 bucks in the money box.. didnt know its source.. but the j8 bazaar.. was.. was.. nth much to sae... was late though.. but royston's 2hr late provided much consolation to me.. esp when his house is near bishan..

?

2005-10-28T17:47:00.000-07:00

its e last day of skool... everything seemed so saddening...

i followed e contact list..

2005-10-14T16:53:00.000-07:00

suann+
waiLing+
zibbie+
wanling+
muikoon+
diana+
chee+
weihan+
kunlin+
boonkiat+
me+
royston+
kianlin+
ruien+
sheena+
corine+
yeetheng+
lynette+
meiyee+
suewen+
weizi+
wansu+
marie+
eileen=

the only 23/05..

wad a start to my dae..

2005-10-11T16:34:00.000-07:00

i'm feelin lousy rite now... damn damn damn..

goal

2005-10-07T12:01:00.000-07:00

woohoo... promos finally over oredi... sianz... not longing for the results... must make use of this period to enjoy.. b4 i get my results back tt is.. so ytd went to causeway pt.. with kl,royston, chee and gang.. tt rui en last min pangseh..hmm... so we went there together with diana and meiyee... cos they're going there to study fer econs.. damn hardworking.. thursdae onli den they started to study for mon's econ drq and mcq.. den everyone went to eat after buying movie tix for 'goal'.. after eating, excluding the two econ-holic, went to k pooll... dun really feel like playing..cos i'm noob in tt.. then me and muscle boy kena chased out cos we were wearing the same aj long pants.. tried to bluff our way thru... cos its kinda dim in there.. but obviously failed... ha... so it was 2h30 mins to the movie.. damn... causeway was like so.... unexplorable la... u know wad shops dere are... u know where the restaurants are..u know where a particular cleaning staff is... u know sorta everythin...though its kinda exaggerated... but u noe wad i mean la.. so its like we 2 stayed outside the cinema to watch trailers... wow... so exciting huh... but spotted a nice show... the deuce bigalow : european gigolo show... i tink i heard of it last yr.. but this nov den release.... so after tt we went on a date..gay date... to some shops then to the library lor.. bth.. still got 2 hrs.. so went there take one book den geh geh...den sleep on the sofa there.. nt bad...
finally the 2 hrs is over... the word finally shld b emphasised.. so we went inside... abit late... but the cinema was less than half filled.. on the opening dae of the show.. wad a morale booster.. but the show went on and it was not bad la.. provided u haf a lil interest in football.. the dazzling moves in there were sort of..... dazzling? nt bad la... den after tt oredi 5 pm le..so went home lor... kaoz... more than 5 hrs juz to have lunch and watch movie...

shit..

2005-09-27T18:46:00.000-07:00

haiz.. things juz doesnt look good now.. revision is like... still in the beginning stages... chem yet to tie up the loose ends.. maths do the rev wksht realli feel damn efffff-ed up... phy was nv in contact with my fingers b4.. but i told myself.... tonight.. i'm staying up for the man utd v benfica match... in this case, i can mug a few hours more... i muz realli pia my rev liaoz.. eh? didnt i sae this to myself 2 weeks b4? haiz.

bumblebee.

2005-09-23T20:24:00.000-07:00

todae was so so damn damn funny...gossiped alot during the breaks... but its sorta natural cos theres gossip mates like kl, chee, xiao roy(dun let zb see), and the girls... with marie and muikoon supplying all the stuffs... ha...then phy even funnier..esp the wad bumblebee song.... lolx... and we managed to make the stubborn patrick laugh with his mouth open.... lolx...

tooth..

2005-09-17T13:27:00.000-07:00

had a tooth extraction this mornin... it was a complicated milk tooth.. ha... cos last time go for x ray the dunno who nurse sae de la.. den till todae still shaking... so went to dentist.... had injection... then off came my tooth after some twisting and turning... it's still numb now... if u punch me 10 times on the lips i swear i wun notice it...

joseph the basket

2005-09-13T20:03:00.000-07:00

when's a basket not a basket? never.
when does a basket not look like a basket? never.
when does a basket not act like a basket? never.
when does a basket not act like a dance pro? never.
when does a basket not tink highly of himself? never.
when does a basket not snub a girl when dancing? never.
when does a basket not stick out his hands first when pretty girls come? never.
conclusion. so when is a basket not named joseph? never.

no more hols..

2005-09-11T11:25:00.000-07:00

nth much these few daes...dunno y oso got different mood these few daes....less energy le... maybe its juz a natural pm syndrome...hmmm..... alwaes started studying only at night... then tried to pia thru the damn night with all the funny funny smell from the somewhere-in-cck farm.. but.... alwaes failed de lor.. cham liaoz... worried for my promos liaoz... thurs went out with ostaf and co.... den initially wanted to go and see the our juniors lose in the competition de.... but went there too late... cant see them lose.. ha.. so went to all parts of science center to play all the things la.. some quite fun... den after tt went to bugis to eat...the pastamania lor.. eat liaoz still hungary sia... but bo bian... den after tt went home... haiz...nth much accomplished tt dae.... fri morn oso went out awhile.... oso nth much accomplished... den sat morning.... use computer......................... den oso nth accomplished.... wapiang... den sunday morning... not tt maroon5 de hor... sunday morning.... guess wad i'm doing la... typing this stupid entry.. ha.. i can predict there will b no accomplishment todae too..... oh oh.... there goes my hols...... how how how.....

keepinitshort

2005-09-01T16:48:00.000-07:00

this is a short and crappy entry..... promos coming.... sianz... wake me when sept ends...

oh rosa....

2005-08-23T20:54:00.000-07:00

todae after the peer tutoring, went to watch 'the maid' ...haha.... nv buy popcorn.... but i tink girls might b too freaked out to eat la...then timid boys like jewliang will jump off his seat with the popcorn.... so...not worth it la if u r a gal or jewliang.... ha.... hmm..... not too bad la the show... the scares seems normal.... making use of the rotten ghoul-like 'ghosts' they claim to be... ha...supposed to b burnt filipino maid la...but seems like its a walking tree bark trying to scare ppl... but it still managed to....by using the freaking loud sounds and the creepy noises which build up when the appearance of the ghost is nearing.. plot so so... scares not bad... overall not bad la... haha... den alot of za bors scream in the theatre la... den still got some behind me sae 'dun watch le la...dun watch le la'(they were telling the boy friend they have)... ha...not my intention to eavesdrop though...... nth much le la.... times running out fer my eom...cham....

Parental Guidance is advised

2005-08-17T18:36:00.000-07:00

"chew chew chew..."... eating bread was simple.... juz chew..... not much attention was needed...i thot.... until....... a crunch sound which simultaneously followed one of the chewing action.... it was numb... i put my finger(beige color) on e spot which was numb... i saw my finger... it was red in color.... holy shit... i actually chewed on my tongue accidentally... wakao..... the pain reminded me of its existence.... ouch...... i went to rinse my mouth and the sink was flowing w red colored water.... pls...its not listerine... its blood..... damn..... then due to loss of quite an amount of holy blood, my vision turned brownish?? ha...dunno how to describe....feet and hands turned icy cold.. for a period of time..... sounds stupid rite..... its not like when we accidentally bite our tongue when eating but still managed to open our mouth b4 ur teeth actually sinks into ur tongue and tears the flesh apart.... its different... my jaws are powerful...ha.... they tore the flesh apart and blood was coming out la....damn....... luckily i nv die...or the whole world will b mourning........ pls....do not try this at home......

update for fun..

2005-08-15T15:32:00.000-07:00

wow...so early reach home todae.... cos no clao and econ...tts why.... but sianz la... had a splitting h-e-a-d-a-c-h-e... nth much to update la... damn la...3 As left... but still dunno how to do the 3 As la.... cham mali cham.... i can foresee my future sia.. bth.... application of integration... wakao.....dc circuit.... wakao.... ionic equilibria part 3...wakao..die le la...really muz pia abit liaoz..... but as i said...all work but no play makes me a dulla boy.... tts y i will play and work....perfeeeecctt..

hello one dollar..

2005-08-09T11:53:00.000-07:00

"HELP ME BUY TISSUE PAPER" SONG
song written by: miss/mdm liang yu tao

Auntie, Uncle, Xiao Jie
bang wo mai
tissue paper hao ma?
one dollar
one dollar
hello, one dollar

Xiaomei Xiaomei
bang wo mai
tissue paper hao ma?
one dollar
one dollar
hello, one dollar

"wo shi xin jia bo de guo bao..."

tekong tokkong..

2005-08-03T18:36:00.000-07:00

havent been updating...till todae tt is.... hmmm....todae wednesdae.... then supposed to go pulau tekong.... chosen by v phang la....but nvm...go there da kai yan jie... so we 1130 dismissed...after enduring another looooooooooong GP lesson....mrs chng even gave us a xia ma wei.....soooooooo scary ar....... but tink she will go mad la.... cos she like tolerate our class until v xinku.... not like patrick lim.... sometime got see him um chio secretly....but he too egoistic la...dun dare lol... haha..... so skipped phy and chem....then went tekong.... took bus to the SAF terminal...den took a short ferry ride...then reach tekong..... den b4 tt we(ie me,weihan and chee) too bo liaoz....so we call royston and leave 20++ missed calls for him....ha......on the ferry oso call..in skool oso call....in tekong oso call..... den go to the designated 4 stations for visiting..... first stn we get to eat liaoz...the pasta things.... but i nv eat....cos everybody tooo kiasu....go crowd there.... unlike us... let them have the food la...dun snatch w them... then most fun is the IMT station....forgot the name.... oh ya.... individual marksmanship trainin..then we get to play with the M16 to shoot at the screen... not bad.... den the rest of the stn so so la.... den got 5 skools there...aj,rj(the most dua pai baskets), tj, nyj and MI..... hmmm....den eat a few hotdog bun and custard at the end lor..... den go home....not bad la the trip....

recap

2005-07-27T18:04:00.000-07:00

ytd had our OP presentation workshop...quite sianz actually...cos its like everybody present a 2-3 min speech using the skills taught the previous dae... not sianz la...quite funny sometimes...but... juz find tt it quite sianz la... ha...arbish.... juz tt i cant see y shld it last from 2.30 to 5.30 la...ha... hmmm.... then todae aj had a blood donation drive...to be a kind soul and to ji1 de2 to account for my sins(if any), i decided to part with several millimetres of my holy royal blood and share it with those in need of my miraculous life-saving blood... however...they do not have the royal equipment to draw my dragon blood...so had no choice but to kindly ask me not to b so generous and donate blood to them..no choice...so after tt went for aje... wakao...sianz la.... supposed to b senior farewell...then go there listen to was-president and the is-president to give speech....yawn... then go canteen eat... walao... more pathetic... nugget+hashbrown+drink=5 bucks....perfect... k la...shant make it sound so horrendous..though it's quite....den go up listen to zui jia pai dang aaron and jameson tok abit lor.... then they tio suan oso..ha... even though they are the vp and p respectively..they 2 ar...so got mo qi...both sae the same things at the same time... as royston said...jameson completes aaron....vice versa..(i refuse to use the word 'he' to describe them...notice?)...
so late go home nowadays... unlike in nah hua.. before o's go play bridge...practically everydae play....even if part time student ca wasnt here...still had enuff players.. all the hints,cheats due to fear of losing and shuffling the cards... all the trashings and no-trumps... all the 4 points and 3+1 points hand... all the haolianing after winning a round... all the discussions on uninvited guests such as lg and cult leader...all the exams-coming-liao-but-still-bo-chap attitudes...all the searching high and lows for a place enuff for 4 butts to sit and start playing.... all the being-chased-out-of-the-mall daes... damn....were over........ sure do i miss them....

untitled

2005-07-25T17:51:00.000-07:00

heard todae nj had a half dae off...walao...so song.... i'm still waiting for my beloved aj to have at least one... but i tink is wait long long... hmmm...todae ponned econ lect..then we go bathe..cos after pe...then went for early lunch.... but wakao....i so stupid... forgot is econ lect tt time... i go sae hi to chua seng khim...wa...haha...he go baotou to v phang and we tio kan....tt enrui lucky lucky escape...kaoz... hafta hand in letter of excuse le... but seriously tinking of whether to drop la...but dunno which sub to drop....econ most prob...followed by phy..then chem... cos phy i have really not much interest...even since max peh taught me..ha... hmmm...long dae...cos we had pw makeup...tmr still got workshop...damn...its our short dae la...walan eh... bth...

i need $!

2005-07-23T00:07:00.000-07:00

updating fer fun...hmmm...thot of going out todae de....but seems like everybody isnt tt free.... looks like its another day of project superstar,kindred spirit-encore telecast and a day of stoning for me.... sianzz.....

weekend!

2005-07-22T20:21:00.000-07:00

woohoo....seems like our new gp tr....erm......quite slow tempo de la..ha.. puuuurrrrrfeeecccctttttT england summore....hmmm...perhaps gp lessons will become sianz le..hmmmm...now weekend again.... but every weekend seems to b short.... sianz... life juz seems to b like a cycle la...skool...home....com...tv....sleep...skool...home...com...tv...sleep...skool....home...com....tv....sleep...skool....home...com....tv....sleep...skool....home...com....tv....sleep... ahha....5 daes le...weekend! so muz cherish every weekend....
anw the potato was finally uprooted from the ground.... yea....but abit bad la...seems like he's being forced to quit.....hmmm.... shant b so bad le..... potato finally going off le! yea..ha...

88yrs anni..

2005-07-17T19:46:00.000-07:00

tonight is nanhua's 88th anniversary dinner....*wow*
got lee hsien loong...*wow*
10 course international cuisine(tink so)...*wow*
long awaited meetups with ex skoolmates...*wow*

here comes the draw backs................
60 bucks dinner...*cheh*
held in skool parade square w no aircon?...*cheh*
may meet some skoolmates whom u are/were bu shuang b4...*cheh*

so i chose not to go.... hope its a fun time for those who went... sianz...hafta pia my homework.... damn..

differentiate!

2005-07-14T20:12:00.000-07:00

long dae again.... bloody physics tutorial haben touch... nv do sure tio kan by tt patrick... crazy fellow.. maybe ltr go do lor..... hmm...todae was kianlin's bdae.... so celebrated w pizza... though he wasnt kahjiaoed till tt bad la.. hmmm... sianz...

ih loveh irish

this aint any french s paper language or neither shld u read it backwards...worse still take a mirror.... pls dun...... juz help me differentiate w.r.t to "h" can le... ha.. :p...

party till song..

2005-07-10T09:04:00.000-07:00

ytd had a damn damn long dae...from 10 to 11...10 am to 11 pm i mean... 10 plus went to j8 to buy present for ge-lan... had a hard time deciding on wad to buy la...den oso tok cock quite a bit... then oso decorated on the bdae card until like so explicit.. ha... den after tt 2.45 like tt went tomato to meet billy..take the party world voucher...ha.... den headed down to clementi...cos too early...around 3.40 i reach le and meeting time is 4.30.. so i sat down and waited at macS... read newpaper oso....then stone for awhile...then wq and jl come le...it was oredi 4.35...around there..so went upstairs...so damn cold la...party world..ha...but seems like those karaoke lounge in tv serials de...not as 'zhen-dang'-lookin as kbox...but still ok la... this is our first time at party world...ha... den we went to room 13..wakao...sway sway 13... but still started la...but we played with the mic 1st...shout here shout there..ha... den started to explore how to dian ge... quite easy la... there really much more songs than kbox... more song4... den we sang...jl nv sing much..he juz cant find his key and use his headvoice.. so me and wq sing... ha...sang all the gao nan du songs... wad lin jun jie...wang li hong....all those come out.... then we sang forever love...wq sang for june...i sang for her..ha..got zao sia abit...but completed the whole song okay....sincere de.... ha...then after awhile ca came... so the selected songs were filled with faye wongs again.... we had a hard time to find songs to ca bo... den got 2 beer gals come in ask us if we wan beer..hahaha...so funny...den they realise we 3 underage(they assume from ca's height tt he's oso underage)..den they oso cua tio...haha..den we threaten to call police..ha...den sing until 8 lor..abit rush la...but 11 buck only..ha...then went macS to takeaway and find a place to?? play cards la.... we found one corner...beside slimmin sanctuary de tent... who knows..got one fella come remove the sound system...so we nv play...went to the pavilions among some HDB blocks and played instead..ha..den 11(forgot when le..) went home lor..

mrt journey...

2005-07-09T09:31:00.000-07:00

ytd went out after skool..at around 4....all thanks to stressed-up-king ong eng wen... so went to city hall? again? haha..... shant share too much w u guys... privacy...but i tink i'll elaborate some interesting things on the mrt trains..ha..on the EW line, got one dunno chinese or malay girl..wa...so zai...argue on the phone...we were only 30 cm from her...can hear..haha...she scolded " slut, are u testing my patience?" to the dunno who on the phone...then oso got some parts of the vulgar sutra being recited out...ha..eavesdropped until so shuang tt we forgot to alight at outram...so went to tiong bahru and gostan...then oso went to harbourfront to take empty train..haha..so eng...but really nice... but on the NEL, we were sittin at the extreme back of the train la... then got one lad stand there...it seems tt she's pregnant from my angle of vision....so we stood up at around boon keng station...then she went to sit down...den we suddenly had doubts over whether she's pregnant or was tt juz a tummy...haha....cos really doesnt look like pregnant la...so we concluded tt she was juz a normal woman who has a tummy who looks like a 3-mth pregnant lady...and tt we were kind-yet-cockeye ppl..ha...and she oso looks like ruhua la.. ha...then after tt went home by bus and mrt lor..ha..

F for? econ la..

2005-07-07T19:40:00.000-07:00

3 down...2 more to go- gp and phy... ha..had econ paper back todae...wakao... single digit for drq..single digit for essay.... final grade? F la of cos...34 % only..bth..haha..but i tink no of ppl who pass oso liao liao wu ji...2?3? everybody so excited when get back the paper..ahha...cos the marks are juz incredible...ranging from very low to high fails(doesnt include diana or enrui la...so zai..).. compare here and there...but no shock la...anticipated tt liaoz.. so had a damn long dae todae...6 then end.. phy practical...tt patrick lim quite funny de la...but sometime he like quite kiam pa... ha...
hmm... ya...was bombarded by many many ppl in class w qns... got muikoon, diana, zb,chee,kl,kunlin etc etc...wakao...i min i dun mind kena make fun or wad la...but i dun really wish to sae too much la... esp u la..dun kay-po so much...juz return 10 bucks...but not to me.... i/we need some privacy!

beckham..

2005-07-05T19:30:00.000-07:00

todae was sorta the first dae in skool with proper lessons...cos previous week CT ma...so went skool lor...sianz...had to wake up early... den so so lor... reached skool at 7 den the usual stuffs.. then maths got CT paper back... i tink its gonna b my best result for all my papers de la...haiz.. ha...den went to buy the chem things for whole class la... wakao...super duper ex la... one whole stack of was-a-tree-now-worksheets cost 39.60 bucks liaoz... ya..the dec point is in the right position... then tutorial cost another 5.80... had to pool some money from other classmates...i went home w no single note in my wallet...only some schilling..ppl! pls pay ur class fund promptly.. i still wan my recess..ha... hmmm....then had first phy tutorial with patrick lim...wakao....juz greet finish then my fren kianlin tio kan liaoz...he 'oi' so loud...everybody cua tio la..haha....but still can la his lesson....sometime his speech abit cock... den after skool at 1255, went to NYP for lunch with kunlin and royston... then go there oso cua tio.... todae so many 'cua tio's...ha...cos damn lots of ppl at the escalator tt area la... for once i tot they were welcomin me...actually there are more than 50 members of my fan club there la.. then nv care...go fd junc eat lor... then oso saw another group of our class de..got kl,chee,suan,diana etc etc... then went back together.. then heard from dunno who tt david beckham is coming to NYP la..haha...no wonder.... so we oso go kuay sio....when got commotion downstairs we chiong to see...but i not tall enuff to see la... ha... but i tink if can see his image oso like ant size only la.....
den kuay enuff sio liaoz...wanna leave NYP le.... but waseh....cannot leh...the damn escalator is blocked.... damn... so had to go to another exit.....only me,royston,diana and wailing used this path..the rest dunno zao where... so i tink we left earlier? shld b la... then after tt iris told me tt she and her classmates saw david beckham's benz drive past la..ha..hmmm.... stupid becks...now then i noe my chauffeur oso needs a chauffeur... nvm....

millenia walk

2005-07-02T17:27:00.000-07:00

ytd was another outing with chris and gang... but somebody have cheena test..end at 5..so bo bian lor.. hafta meet ltr..at 6... greece...take more b3 during sec 3 la...now take clao liaoz... ha..so ca,billy and wq came my house to play play sit sit b4 tt...wq came earlier and play with com....all 3 came at arnd 2...den we proceeded with?? cards la..of cos.... king of gamblers okay... then we play bridge, daikee and hearts..... play past 5.30 then stop..haha...we foresaw jl will b late... so we dilly dallied abit lor... so reach there abt 630...he at most oso 15 min earlier than us de lor... ca went home to study..ha... but ytd nite oso nth much la...juz went to find for a damn place to have food..... we walk until as if our leg wanna give way liaoz... so polite... crap... and damn england and hungary la... so settled down at yoshinoya lor...large and regular bowls doesnt differ much de lor..loser... den ate then went to harwey norman at millenia walk to play...there got com and xbox ma... but all the xbox booked by one indian, one small boy and one working adult respectively... still got one family use pram to queue up..haha.... but harwey norman closing..me playing dunno wad game until quite song la... but bo bian...ltr they lock us up.... then we went candy empire awhile..haha....den went home lor... seems like 190 abit longer than mrt...ha...

ct over..

2005-06-30T17:14:00.000-07:00

bloody ct finally over...but of cos will a bloody ending... my phy gonna say byebye liaoz.. sian ji puaz.... dun wanna tink bout it le...haha.... de guo qie guo liaoz...
den after phy paper went to polyclinic w.......... hahahhahah...super duper happpy la... but dun tink u all know y...ha...den after tt in hougang u guess i saw who la..... bth....super sway...its like putting a devil right in fron of me.....from far i oredi saw the 2 bulging ExtraTerrestrial-fically enlarged eyeballs...... i saw chua sk la...aka potato head.... then he diao me...cos i in uniform....then i bo bian lor...greet him...he oso reply...not bad..haha...seems like he da-bao-ing something...haha...hmmmmm....now no nid study so much...at a loss of wat to do..ha..

CT start liaoz..

2005-06-27T16:02:00.000-07:00

todae sch reopen liaoz... sian ji puaz... heng heng todae only gp la..cos other subj still mong ca ca... so went skool early to study...at arnd 9 ba...still got guard in the guard post sia...upgrade liaoz sia....still ask me alot qn and kpo... anw went to study with some frenz.. cy iris they all...den i studied my beloved econs... market structure...chapter 7... got some knowledge liaoz... den went fer gp test at 1pm..freak shit la... all the topic like...kns...i bo bian...chose "animals belong in the wild, not in the zoos" qn....so juz scribbled some potential NAQ answer down lor... den 2.30 ended.... den chat with some classmates....den i was given enlightenment!! ENLIGHTENED tt econs test doesnt include mkt structure....well done...perfect....indeed.... ya kou wu yan liaoz... heck lor...cant b helped liaoz...the time spent is like po chu qu de shui.... wa...got ink or not?
den went home with llp la.. nth much interesting on the train...juz saw one monk with his mp3....haha...

batam

2005-06-25T22:35:00.000-07:00

todae was a damn long dae... on foreign land too... woke up at 6 plus juz to get ready..den set off fer harbourfront liaoz...den board ferry all those shit....one hr of ferry den finally reached batam...haha.... haven reach dere...kept tinkin tt tt place is damn ulu and toilet maybe no door de.. but in the end realised still ok la...not as bad la..perhaps my expectations are damn high or wad la.. arnd 10 oclock reach there...haha..so funny....we go there become millionaire la.. 1 sing buck for 5670 approx of rupiah.....ha....quite shiok for my mind to tink tt...whoa...i'm millionaire leh...maybe can use money as toilet paper horz.....den ar...one three storey house(see beh dua) only over 100k sing dollar...wakao...so damn cheap la...but dunno whether u will have any neighbours..ha...and i tink the shopping centres all those not so accessible de la...anyway, reach there go some places to buy things..den after tt go temple...i even prayed to confucius.... haha...will it help? hope so...
after tt was a lousy seafood lunch.. sotong was too plain..... prawns were nth special... some unhealthy shell creatures.... coconuts were meatless.... kang kong was too spicy.... crab was too....... crappy la...argh... bad.. bad..... after tt oso nth much la...mostly shopping... batam there ar...some areas quite developed....some ar....like squatter settlements... but the things there generally cheap la... pizza hut one large pizza(i tink so).. only sing 8 buck plus... song bo... but look out for imitation goods la... saw nike and adidas underwear... haha... and spongebob with green tongue...
soon, it was approachin night time.. so headed back to spore...den went fer dinner reached home at 10? tink so...wooo....shag...

CT die

2005-06-21T20:39:00.000-07:00

argh...todae tues liaoz....left tonight, wed night, thurs, fri and sat and partial sun for revision....damn damn damn..shit la....all my subj cham liaoz....gott abuck up..esp phy...cos now is tt patrick starfish liaoz...i min patrick e keathou-fish...once u make it buay song...it comes after u... cham mali cham..hoi hoi....sianz.....everynight told myself muz burn midnight oil...but alwaes go sleep de.....shit sia...todae muz eat more tongkat flavoured coffee....which is banned in spore...haha..as if my hse got..... i'll juz haf pure tongkat...wish me good luck for my tests....damn...

pw survey..

2005-06-18T17:46:00.000-07:00

todae was pw dae...our first meetup in the hols...gd...so went to kap at 12.05...late for 5 mins...was tinking of excuse..haha..den reach there only saw sihui and anitha...they 2 supposed to mug(i supposed to join them?? but tt resol gnailwej dun wan come...so i nv bring my econs lor...left 1 chapter of phy)... dey not our pw grp de(in fact not our skool)...so joined dem...wait for suann and kl lor....wait and wait...even my lunch and the empty tray waited with me....wait until ard 1230 suann came....ha...still got one kl....1.30 den come...walao..ha.... anw..we supposed to carry out our survey todae...haha....we had 30 pieces....1 for sihui, 1 for anitha, 1 for clarice(who came at 2?), surveyed 4 couples...haha...lets do some math... 30-1-1-1-4=???....ta-dah...23! so me,kl and suann did 23..haha...dun baodou us....we put in effort lor...we tried diff. handwriting and diff.color pens..haha.. had hard time findin potential targets sia....tt billy aka sihui and tt clarice like one father bring her daughter out sia...ha...den tok bout some dirty jokes....ha..den mug awhile till 450 den left with kl and suann lor...

miss u..

2005-06-17T09:43:00.000-07:00

damn...few daes left b4 the reopening of skool..haven realli studied anything...esp when i have 3/4 of subjects all wet--below sea-level tt is...hmmm....so sianz.... in the mean time let me teach u all some morals....
1. nv ever offend ur mum esp when u recif ur high hp bills the previous day..
2. as a result, all canes, knives and maybe guns muz b kept immediately..
3. as a result, ur mum may resort to other means(wow...how ingenious!)---most probably to confiscate ur hp..
4. as a result, ur bf/gf will miss u sooooooo soooooooo sooooooooooooooooooo much...........

walao....when will this be over...

spongebob

2005-06-14T18:30:00.000-07:00

ha..juz updating fer fun...hmm..nth much todae...came back from enrichment at around 5 plus..the mrt like 'ghost train' sia...nobody one..kiao kah oso no prob...reached home...on the tv..played with e remote...ha...pressed 9 for kids central....then i saw something familiar...something which is yellow...the bkgrd was almost blue..the character had holes on him...yea...spongebob squarepants!!! yay...so long nv watch le...so continued watching...quite funny and cockanathan though...ha....den after tt it was wad mask rider ryuki....it turned me off..in fact..shutted me off....
"tseng"...i turned off the tv right away....

first movie with u..

2005-06-14T10:49:00.000-07:00

ytd went to lavender so as to book a bbq pit for ddo1/05 bbq sometime nex week? only 4 of us..cy,yvon,iris and me..den we went to the national parks board...after walking some distance..over the oceans and over the seas..den we saw the buildin...go there realised only can bk thru AXS machines..bth...last time is go pasir ris park realise only can bk there..now is go there realise is only can book at another-there...sian ji puaz...so we tried to look for one.but dun have..so suak lor....went bugis junction..quite long nv go there..but still looks the same...the gals shop awhile then see us so sianz..so zi dong stop lor..ha...den we went BK sit sit...den play cards and call ppl bout the bbq as well...looks like so many ppl sooooo reluctant to go...some got things on, some go out with mum..some juz feel bored and sianz...etc..of cos got some damn on de la...hmm..so sort of dun wan bbq liaoz..lucky plaza..where plaza= nv bk bbq pit yet..ha..crap...den play awhile of cards then got one old man come kah jiao us la...den after tt walk away..then the manager ltr oso come and sae cant play cards..so nvm lor..den yvon went home soon after...we went JE then..haha...who ask tt cy wanna borrow wadeva bks...ha..he go lib..den we go for the movie premonition... so-so la..the plot is sort of trying to imitate constantine in its chiminity...sort of crap la the plot..but the scares are enuff to let a gal use her bag to cover her eyes as well as hug her bag...nth else..hahha....
den after tt ate delifrance..i spoke to the staff there using s-paper-level french la...they dunno how to reply la..bth..only down there "song song song bian bian bian"..bth..they think tts french?? wad bullshit...ha..tts hebrew by the way.. den after tt took mrt all the way to hougang..haha..den u-turn back to cck..reach home ltr than 10 le..ha...

damn..

2005-06-12T00:54:00.000-07:00

argh....damn damn....pissed...its gonna b the first and the last...i'm out of this...damn..

bored!

2005-06-09T18:21:00.000-07:00

so sianz...everytime got tt enrichment prog...so had to go skool todae in the afternoon...waste my entire dae...bth...but went anw...and completed the prog..today's is the 4th of 6th time le..yay.....so went home after tt...no other prog le ma...den on mrt(i was in the middle of 2 carriages) where there are 2 poles...den got one small indian boy come play with the pole..haha...seems like pole dancing sia..ha...dun anyhow tink...i didnt get horny or wad...i'm not weiqiang ok...haha..jk...other than tt..nth else le ba..borin day sia...yaWnzz.....

looooong dae

2005-06-07T23:15:00.000-07:00

yea man..todae i finally started to mug...or 'mug' at least...ha..ponned gandang's econ mass tutorial..8am!!! siao..of cos go sleep la...gila sia..deprive myself of sleep..ha....den 10 oclock went woodlands library to mug with chris and gang...fan zhen after tt oso muz go skool...so started doing some math...den tt guan quan(only todae then i noe his name) from aj oso dere la...sort of regretted saying 'hi' to him at the entrance...after we settled down...tt gq's presence could b felt..bomp...bomP...bomP!! he was getting nearer and nearer us...and the legs of the chair screeched silently on the carpet....he sat down...oh god...tts the end of my mugging session...."@#%#%@#," he started toking to me...nono..its not vulgar..juz some crap..ya...we tried to entertain each other?? but tink theres no common topic ba...so we went to scout for another table?? partly oso cos tt level cant tok loud.. "weiqiang i choose u!" so i threw my pokeball and off he went to scout for a new table...he came back with good news...on top of the good news was beta news..only 4 seats!! lets count....me....jewliang...billy...weiqiang.....oops....wad abt tt guan quan...haha..heck sia...den we zao off..
den we went causeway pt to eat..den realised pw cancelled...at arnd 1245 den knew..and the meeting supposed to b at 1??? haha..lucky....so went walk walk...played with toys again..haha....its a routine now...esp with jewliang and me..the other 2 got some mian zi to protect..so nv dare to play till so siao..ha...some toys are common arnd singapore sia...esp tt barney truck and one blue monster which will vibrate once u poke the stomach...emphasis: 'poke'...
den after skool went to lot one find the same 3 ppl..continue mug abit...den went for horrendous halal dinner...nah...sucks.. den went mac to tok cock...guess riddle all these..ha..damn tired...shaGGed...ha....

aje ent

2005-06-06T23:17:00.000-07:00

AJE ELEX
todae aje elex camp..ha...seven woke up...dillydally abit then go there..late abit...wakao...earlier known then i late alot bit la...we sit there stone for 1 hr then prog start...arbish...
den start the games la...kao...start with the river crossin game...absolute fcukstrating crap sia... ha..bth...some game nice some game crap la...but nvtherless...completed and went for lunch....malay food... ha..den after lunch was amazing race...hmmm...quite tiring la...run to j8...but quite disorganised at beginning lor..all the team together..not fun.. put the last part more fun ba..scavenger hunt or wad...list all the items..ha...got one 50 straw...gila sia...go mac and kfc to coup..even fruit juice stall..haha...tio dao-ed by the aunties there...haha....so malu..den chiong here chiong there...all the places i nv go b4 de...haha..excpet j8 la of cos...the other places i see le gong gong...not grandpa but blur blur??..yep... ended super early..we the first team to arrive at the pit stop- AJ..but no free air tix...ah crap...hm...so slacked in the room for an hour plus and played some childish games with the grp...den some boring stuff..then prize presentation! ha..we won...everybody else take candy we take voucher...yea..but oso dunno wad to buy??...haha..den after tt went hougang walk walk???? hahaha.... if u're clever and u know u clap ur hands...

crazy trip

2005-06-01T21:56:00.000-07:00

wow..ytd was another crazy nite fer the usual company...me,weiqiang,jewliang(jl),billy n part-time student ca.... after skool went suntec to look for them...it was near 5.. then walk the whole citylink mall juz to go suntec to meet them....then saw them...yay...but they sae wanna go orchard liaoz..arbish arbish....sian ji puaz...to not let my trip go wasted, went to make a fish at fountain of wealth...haha...onli me wq and jl went in..still play water..damn childish...ha..but fun....
*ding dong*"NEXT STOP:ORCHARD"...so enuff crap on the mrt...we reached orchard...but we still dunno which part of orchard to go..cos ca wanna leave at 6 to go back m'sia....den now we suppposed to have dinner?? ha...so went thru wheelock..den walk dunno where..den at forgot-where-liaoz go have nydc...i tink tt place is wheelock place? ha...met a funny waitress...still can joke de..haha...ca order tt 'dynamite' pizza despite kena warned by the waitress liaoz...so the food arrived...we depleted the whole full bottle of cheese..haha...damn shiok...poor ca....he's eating pizza as if he's eating a real dynamite...it was damn spicy from his looks...i was there tinkin whether to bet on if he will have diarrhoea at night....hmm..so we tested out this pizza....ooh....tears nearly rolled out sia..need wq's pink grapefruit mentos for help sia...damn spicy....buay tahan...den he left soon after...
we continued walking...to orchard shopping centre(which is not suposed to b a shoppin ctr), centrepoint,etc...at centrepoint stayed quite awhile..still bought chocs to eat...so damn funny..put sticker on jl's head he still dunno..still yaya papaya-de walk here shout there..hahah...lucky got one kind soul told him..den we oso went to one shop's toy dept..haha...alot of sesame street and barneys there...play all those with 'try me'..haha..damn fun...dunno y last time's toys not so fun...still got spongebob too!!
haha..den played catching...then we walked all the way to plaza sing..den play hide and seek at the neoprint shop..haha...den oso walk here shout there...so fun....went carrefour watch the ru-hua vcd...larf till peng..den we headed to the TOYS SECTION!!! played everything...from star wars light sabre(2 sided one okays!) to this baby bicycle(only tt jewliang got face to play)..haha...after tt we even play with the inclined travellator...we ran up the downward going travelllator twice..haha...damn damn fun....
den after tt went home le...damn shagged..haha....

XXX2

2005-05-30T12:53:00.000-07:00

XXX2
nah..boring day...rotted the whole morning...juz finished watching XXX2..the movie..not anything else...aka triple X 2..still can la...but abit too short lor..only can stop my rotting for about 80 mins or so...sianzz..

sat and sun

2005-05-29T18:46:00.000-07:00

READ THIS ONLY WHEN U HAF DIFFICULTY FALLIN ASLEEP
nah...nth much in these 2 daes...rotting at home..smsing..watch tv..use com...darn..i'm such a loser..my only consolation..at least i noe jewliang is the loser-est of the losers..
hmm..sat...watched the champ league final encore...cos thrus got spa so nv watch the live one..not bad..quite entertainin..heck care...late for meetup with my frenz...we agreed to meet at 1215 at clementi cos we join one ice cream competition and briefing at NUS tt dae.. so reached there at 1240 plus..later than loser royston by a few secs...den chiong there..look for tt LT like looking for some treasure like tt..alamak...hide until so inside...buay tahan... den go tt briefing...5 min break we chiong lunch...we went in 15 min late ba..ha...den the briefing ended an hour early..saw chun mun there too...want to let him noe tt senior wun rang junior de..he cant possibly get champion with us around le..and tts a fact...den we(me,royston,tall guy and muscle boy) went clementi central drink bubbletea..ha..den after tt go walk wlk abit and tok cock abit..cos tt loser royston nid to wait until 6 plus ma...den nth much interesting de liaoz lor..
todae...worse....tv..com..tv...com....argh...sux...
being penniless....tt feeling juz sux...

nerds dae

2005-05-27T19:24:00.000-07:00

NERDS DAE
woohoo..todae was BE YOURSELF DAY!! means ytd was the unofficial end of the semester.. so todae chiong to skool with not the usual load...and cos i late le..supposed to meet at 650am de..but reach there abt 7 le..hmm..so got on with the most horrible part...the dressing up of we ourselves--as nerdSSS!! :S.... haha...we boys went toilet to gel down our hair..ha..sort of regretted voting for the theme at tt time...eee...gel...yuck.... tt chee(our nerdy pageant champion) put so much on mine la...like the gel free or wad..i still hafta wash then put again..cos really like gel more than my hair lor..haha.... then we buay pai seh juz walk into the class....the gals were soooo welcomin...they welcomed us with laughter la...alamak..but nvm la..quite fun sia...
we were late for assembly..who cares!?!? during tt the boys go cut the elastic thing diana bought...haha...as suspenders...u know..tt ah peks wear one then pull up their pants one den can piak piak one?? haha..damn fun la...we all wear le all the pants damn high...looks freaky..haha....felt how jian chao's belly button was protected last time.. den we were supposed to go audi...wa..den we all wear high high chiong in..then all the attraction on us sia..haha...feels like da ming xing lor..but is those let ppl laugh de not idolise..haha..
den some went for bball...chee went for pageant.. den went hall see the pageant...wa..damn funny la...chee come out we all stand up do stupid nerdy stuffss...damn funny..haha...damn paiseh oso..then for teacher pageant...all were not bad..except the last la..tt ong eng wen come out preach again..wa..about wad fear unknown..then the unknown cant hurt u..2nd time i heard le...ha...but his dunno wad brazil martial arts quite unique la..ha....den results!! expected la...our class won the j1 category..woohoo.. thanx for all those who voted for us and against us--if not no competitors..lolb..haha...
den at 12 went LT2 to meet vp..onli our class...wa...cos of the potato chua's lesson lor..den she get some feedback frm us..ha..seems like all negative de..ha.. maybe theres some possiblity in having a complete change of tutors?? den watched a vcd of our class with mr.tan shun loong..cos he leaving le...so its like for him de..ha..funny..
den after tt went j8 cafe cartel eat MEAT....laugh quite abit there..den went home soon....at 4 plus..... wad a day...paiseh but realli fun la...haha...
end.

buay tahan

2005-05-24T03:11:00.000-07:00

ytd was 23/05/2005.. so we had a class outing... went k box..ha..public hol go dere ar...burn hole in pocket lorz... but still went there..
reached somerset a few mins b4 meeting time, 1pm..but not a single familiar soul dere lor...buay tahan..so wait there..wait and wait...then tt eileen wong suddenly pop out...at least now got one classmate there..not so sianz..den diana oso pop out soon after...then en rui aka rui en oso pop out...then we 4 go meet kl,chee,wailing and suann at k pool...2 pm le..so chiong k.. den cos we oredi noe ard 20 buck ma..so tt diana keep saying dun waste..down there make sound effect oso shuang...ha...den sing la...alamak...alot of zao sia..buay tahan..ha...but oso quite shiok la..sing all those stupid stupid song...ranging from 'jing tian bu hui jia' to 'do re mi' to ' dui ni ai bu wan'..ha...den 7 plus go eat dinner den zao home la.. other part dun wish to elaborate..lazy to type sia...ha..this outing quite pathetic la...total no. of ppl for k and dinner = 11 only lor..tsk tsk tsk...all last minute pangseh..buay tahan...
whoa..todae go back skool le...so sianz...but todae oso short dae for me...chem new tr come le...still not used to her voice..ha...then todae tt bloody ong suan me...sicko...he so li hai he go eye for a guy la...see whether he gets past the interview not...shit him sia...
and now cd companies so li hai lor...the original cd cannot find the tracks de..only got one player there..play the music from there...using the com of cos...cant rip...kns sia...wad is this...throw away mp3 beta la...
buay tahan...this seems like a comprain entry..but cant be helped la...quite pissed off nowadays.. but of cos in the process of being pissed off, still got some alluring moments la..hmm.. nth much to sae le la..ha..
end.

cultural pot..

2005-05-21T00:05:00.000-07:00

ytd fridae le...ha...nearin weekend...this time a longer weekend...not bad.. so went to skool as normal...wa...todae was ma jialin's last dae with us for chem liaoz...tt brudder ong oso(GP)...gabriel tan dunno when....tan shun loong oso leavin soon le...

hmm... i was leaving space so tt i could fill up the space with "gandang chua oso leaving soon le..YAY"..but seems like he isn't leavin..perhaps muz realli tahan and try to get on with his lessons next time ba...hmm..released at 3.35.. so went to meet WQ soon after..had no time to waste le...cos i going home b4 going to clementi at 5.15...wa...he hesitated to go my hse...haha...scared my bro and sis...anything lor..so i went back alone..put down things my shoulders feeling more song..so rushed to clementi mac meet our usual gang...but todae CA not here...left me billy chris and wq...plus MX!? arbish sia...feels quite weird la...dunno y..cos maybe not so close to him...but anyway...its the usual crazy behaviour we had....like patients who escaped frm woodbridge like tt..go where oso attract attention...so abt 6 like tt went to UCC at NUS thru clementi interchange by tt sbs bus 96 which was quite full but quite littile ppl standing and on tt bus i realised i had onli 80 cents left on my card...ha...anw the cultural pot started quite on time ba...after tt GOH arrived.. tt amy khor.. ha... MP la...she come in then shake hand with chris lim jew liang..haha..he cua tio...then we hao lian his hand to us..then we pass on the handshake...haha..damn funny.... performance was quite good ba...especially the dance la...not bad..no wonder gold with honours... ha...so ended arnd 9 plus...find miss J to give her very very belated bdae present...then we go clementi coffeeshop to chit chat...ha..oredi 10 plus...i eat bak kut teh plus rice without teh...haha....now then i noe nobody know bak kut and teh is separate..all sae me tok cock..like order chicken rice dun wan chicken and rice... ha..end up they look like those goondoo one..not me..ha...den play 1 rnd of zhong ji mi ma...only 1 round..arbish...cos tt wq loser lorz..lose oredi so hum...haha...and oso cos quite late le ba...so went home lorz..bathe then awhile go kun liaoz...damn shag sia...
end.

"reducing boredom" for dummies

2005-05-19T07:49:00.000-07:00

feeling bored during tutorials?? here are some ways we use to reduce the boredom!!

note: the following are juz advices..if any adverse consequences arise..not my dai ji horz.. 90% of below are done by us at econs tutorial!! haha...

PLS READ THE NOTE ABOVE B4 READIN THE BELOW TEXT!!
1. juz bring up scandals of other ppl!
2. play the eraser game!! u know the flipping one? ha...winner gets 1 mento(s)... this is especially useful in econs tutorial!
3. tok bout power rangers, pokemon,digimon..and all the silly cartoon characters we idolised when young!! (it helps kill time in a fun manner!)
4. curse potatoes and wonder y they r rooted to the ground!
5. start putting back plates only when the bell rang! it would cut 15 mins off!!
6. geh geh fall down/ pant pseudo-ly(haha..learnt from brudder ong) outside the classroom when coming to class..
7. take out TYS and juz shoot ur tutor with random qns!
8. revise for other subj if u wan to!!
9. juz tok cock with ur grp mates..(of cos those who r the same type as u la..nv listen one)
10. dun bring ur TYS..u'll end up at the back of the class..but at least u have the noticeboard to confide in...not tt potato surely...

ha...make full use of ur tutorials!!!
end.

sequel 3- the starting..

2005-05-15T18:56:00.000-07:00

uhhuh...so had ur own ending?? hmm... the authors later decided the ending themselves....
the prince led his princess further alongt he right route for a few days journey...later, as they walked and walked, a second path branched out!! it was nv ever discovered..perhaps because all those who chose this route couldnt go this far..the shebudeness was juz stinging them too hard.. the route...ah..a signboard...."Centre Route"...wow...third route.. the prince felt the right route was juz not for the two of them...there was nth much to lose to try this new route...in fact both of them may be happier! so the prince, holding his princess's hand, led her towards the centre route....but....will the princess show resilience in moving? or would she juz follow her prince?...
after a few minutes of careful thinkin, the princess followed her prince... holding hands, they started the well-paved centre route... there were flowers blooming at the side of the road...whenever they walked past, birds would chirp(happily)..the scent of the grass was juz awesome...the prince even plucked a few stalks of red roses for his princess..the sky was sky-blue..even the clouds oso formed a heart-shape..wow..there were even speakers playing the song "rang wo zhao gu ni" by mayday...woohoo... the couple wanted to walk further to see wads installed for them....it's the new beginning for them.......
end.

dedicated to beloved mickey &gang

2005-05-12T06:16:00.001-07:00

"Shut Up"

There you go
You're always so right
It's all talking big
It's all from Mickey

You think you know
What everyone needs
You always take time
To go to disney

It seems like everyday
College seems so sianz
U juz cant make it fun

It's like we re the ones
Bearing all the pain
But not u lehz

So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of AJ
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never make it
false hopes bout half day
will only show ur guile

There you go
You mentioned half day
It's all a big lie
Whatever you say

You think you're well-loved
But I know, and I know
And I know, and we know
That you're not

You're always there to take
and give trophies
And hao lian to the crowd

It's like u’re the one
We love to taunt
it’s everyday

So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of AJ
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never make it
False hopes bout half day
will only show ur guile

Don't tell us who is Minnie
And don't try to tell us where is disney
Don't tell me who is Goofy
I don't wanna waste my time
To know ur family

So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of AJ
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never make it
false hopes bout half day
will only show ur guile

So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of AJ
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never make it
false hopes bout half day
will only show ur guile

wheres half day?
{shut up, shut up, shut up}
where is half day?
{shut up, shut up, shut up}
wheres half day?
{shut up, shut up, shut up}
where is half day?

Shut up, shut up, shut up
end

sequel 2

2005-05-11T01:44:00.000-07:00

once again, if this story sounds crappy to u, pls refrain frm readin it..dun read le den sae its crap la..haha.....so, this time, the author recalled," all the requirements of a book are almost met! wow...me ready to publish le,"....but he flipped thru the starting pages of his book and realised sth was missing...sth most books would have...ahhah..the author's words.. so he decided to confess that this story was actually adapted from his own experience..in other words the prince was actually the author! not tt amazing thou...me trying to link the author to the characters to make the earlier part of the story sounds more logical?
ok..enuff of the author stuffs...back... and so, the journey continues after the prince banished colonel L.W. Yan back to the -18th storey...oh oh...the female author was on leave for a few daes...and he realli had no idea how to continue his fairytale...hmm...perhaps u could help him?? the author thought of several scenarios...wow...thread ur own ending(if u are in the prince's shoes).. hmm..if interested, tell me wad pit stop u ended up in!!! haha.......ahh...y am i still tokin bout the author....arbish.....back to the story...
so it was still at the bumpy meng po road.......

A. do u tink this is a potential piece of fairytale in the making??
1. Yes (go to B)
2. No (go to C)
3. Unsure(go to D)

B. if it was oredi 20 daes journey and u 2 are 16 daes away from the end pt, u wld...
1. continue with the journey since its only 16 daes left---(go to F)
2. make a u-turn and return to the starting(bear consequences again)---(go to G)

C. why no???
1. author too indecisive (may make the story not as fairytale-ish)----(go to E)
2. see this story oso bored le...cant make it la...fairytale...my foot---(go to F)

D. y unsure??
1. maybe there are pros and cons lor..dunno which one more---(go to H)
2. cos i dun have my pt of view??? wow...u provide an answer? ok i accept--(go to I)

E. wad should the author do then?
1. switch back to novel-writing---(go to J)
2. make a nice ending from this story( as in maybe prince and princess live happily ever after....separately)----( go to pit-stop X)

F. but u r regretting..rmb? then y still continue??
1. i tink wad is done is done..if return, the princess dun wan den how??---(go to pit-stop U)
2. perhaps it would be beta for both of them in times to come, in my point of view---(go to K)

G. whoa..u-turn? its like type ten page essay then decide to switch to another topic! why?
1. thats the power of love!! ---(go to L)
2. yahor...beta stick to my original route...---(go to pit-stop Z)

H. if there are more pros than cons, wad wld u do?
1. continue with my route---(go to F)
2. u-turn and make new decision at junction---(go to G)

I. ha...i have nothin to sae...---(automatically go to pit-stop Z)

J. why this advice??
1. this story is far too crap for child's understanding---(go to pit-stop W)
2. perhaps one should not force oneself to write a fairytale when one is not gd in it---(go to pit-stop V)

K. so u tink they should forget bout each other? isnt it painful?
1. if it makes them happier by not brooding over this, perhaps a lil sacrifice is necessary---(go to pit-stop X)
2. yea...the spore population has juz too many singles le...i can pick one next time(go to pit-stop W)

L. wow..wad a way to put it...so how u going abt carrying on this happy ending fairytale?
1. hope the princess sees this story and perhaps give each other a chance if she's willing---(go to pit-stop Y)
2. hmm...not very sure...cos i dunno how the princess will feel bout this---(go to pit-stop T)

PIT-STOPS
S. this is exclusively for u...impressed? pls dun be...cos S for asshole..ha..see tt door over there? open and go in...its hell..yea..go to hell...

T. wow...u can read my mind..now u muz be feeling sad, luan, etc...(-)vely rite...ha..

U. dun u tink u r tinkin too much over whether to love some1? hmm...perhaps it may be good in the sense tt u tink carefully...but its oso a starting step to one's regrets..both sides shld b compromising and be supportive of each other...then y tink so much? dude,dun be like me..

V. nothin ventured nothin gained...

W.get lost..u shldn't be reading this blog at all...hope u be left on the shelf fer being such an ass..but some bonus for u...go to pitstop S too!!

X. uhhuh...understood..so u tink this story shld end in the sense that they 2 forget each other and it would be more beneficial? hmm..ok...thanks for ur advice...

Y. uhhuh...understood..so u tink this story shld take a 180degree turn and the prince shld lead his princess to the route on the left and be there for her at every obstacle? wow...indeed a fairytale ending! thanks for ur advice..

Z. u certainly have no stand or opinion...u blind leech..get off my back..go decide wad u wanna do cos i'm not askin u to read this blog!!

sequel 1

2005-05-09T05:20:00.000-07:00

uhhuh..so this was wad the authors wrote for the following chapters of the fairytale..the plot so far may sound so cock-y and lame la..but mind u...fairytale ma..ha....so those interested pls read on..
" the prince led the princess to the route on the right...ooh..indeed..it was bumpy in the first few mths of the journey..however there was no shebudeness when they first stepped on the road!! is the powers this road juz bullshit? hmm...heck care..so they continued on their journey.. indeed..after a few daes.. the prince suddenly had this feeling..yes..the feeling of shebudeness stung him..hard..he finally knew wads shebudeness..he didnt wan tt feeling..but...thats the power of the route he was walking on..should he ask the princess if she had this feelin? hmm..perhaps not...perhaps he was tired now..mentally tired..hmm..he juz wanted to cherish this whole distance with the princess b4 it was too late tt they had to drink the meng po soup.. he really wanted more time...more time...
walk and walk.. *poof*..madam meng po suddenly appeared in front of them..holding a big cauldron of soup..presumably the meng po soup..she took out two big bowls...the prince and princess,rooted to the ground, knew there was no way they would not hafta drink the soup...
'before u drink this soup..u all have to agree to my terms and conditions..' the frail looking but strong-sounding old lady said in a commanding voice..'read the pledge on this papyrus roll..'...she continued..
so the prince went first..he was known as mr. miss u btw...weird name? ha...fairytale ma....so he read the pledge ' i, miss u...' he couldnt distinguish the other words..... he juz continued reading ' i,miss u', 'i, miss u' and 'i, miss u'...all he could sae was the 3 words....' i' 'miss' 'u'...k fine...aunt ment po was getting impatient..'blind bat' she growled..
*poof*...madam meng po brought them to another place this time..'challenge yan luo wang to a game of scrabble...juz form one word...the person who has the most pts win..if u win, u get 10 daes more b4 u drink this soup..' the old lady said...again..
the prince agreed to the challenge...L.W. Yan took out 7 tiles and light beamed on his face...'must b good tiles' the prince murmured..the prince oso took out 7 tiles...average tiles he had....G T R E E R S.... the king of hades then started...he formed the word...COBWEB....wow....alot of pts...with the bees and double u there...'oh my holy banana..' the prince thought...he racked his brains....thoroughly...thot of wad his english teachers tot him...wad his GP teachers corrected him...wad words 'laogao' made mistakes in in his skool...hahah....so he permutated the tiles..GETS?? SEET for seet xiaomeng?? GREET? GREETS?? hmm...still losing...'ah hah...search my heart for words...there must be some words related to me!!' he thought.... re arranging his tiles....R E S T E R G... nono.. S T E R G R E...nono....R E G R E T S....seems familiar....ah hah.....he put the words down and scored additional 50...for using 7 tiles...regrets were wad he had in his heart...all he had were regrets..regrets...regrets......
so they returned to the bumpy road...
for more action...look out for sequel 2....
end.

zhe bu shi KEN DE JI !!!

2005-05-06T19:54:00.000-07:00

it was our skool speech dae ytd..as in nan hua..88th speech dae..ha..so applied for early leave from skool...tt stupid disney gang in meeting..so i am supposed to wait for them at the GO lor..so wait and wait...saw the flower wither...then had a good talk with the madam zukkiah or who la...ha..as in joke and tok cock with her...cos she in good mood so she ask minnie mouse out to help me sign the form...yay..can leave le...but wait...outside was raining all the meows and woofs lorz...wakao..wanna leave oso cant...might as well after mass civics then go find principal..so met up with those nhrians going back..in the end only 4 of us went back together..others on their own le...so chiong mrt there...whole bloody journey plus walking bout an hour or so..so reached there...wakao..tot got mass killing or wad annihilation..whole canteen like so bloody red lor..haha...cos mostly is njc one la...then i take blazer oso nv wear..ha...really look like m'sian scholar if wear tt bright blue blazer...eee.gross..then met many frenz..then tok abit...then i'll skip the speech dae part..cos u'll rather go for a social studies lesson than listen to my story lor..so after tt at 7 was reception!! yesh...damn england and hungary tt time..so chiong food..haha..damn fun oso...cos we 4 ppl from 4/4, me jewliang ca wq (binglun dun wan play, the girls cant find) gan gan go bomb the 4/3 ppl..haha..they almost whole class there..we bomb them...then they cua tio..no reply..we won..whaha..damn fun...after tt was still considering....dinner? cultural potpourri? dinner? pot? dinner? pot? still haven make up our minds yet..ha...hsien loong or concert? hsien loong or concert? hsien loong or concert? haiz...dunno...so we left skool and nv buy the tix.. then off we went to je..slacked there..tt chee an tried to look for a deck..but failed..ha..so we tot of watchin tt new orlando bloom show..forgot the name...but 2hr 25 min...by tt time last train oredi bid gdbye le..so bo bian dun wan..then see the trailer of tt infection movie...looks gross..haha..so we wan to watch..but ca and jl dun wan...maybe cos me and wq wanna book the centre seats(as in sitting in the middle among 4 of us)..haha...kia kia....
so we had nothin much to do...so went ice skating rink to sit sit play play geh siao geh siao..hahah...really damn geh siao la..got one couple there enjoying each others company but so sad...we sat near them..and haha...their peace oso gone..we down there tok and tok..then tt stupid jl do pushup..haha...damn wo nang fei...then oso tried to flip themselves up..then still play with the benches...tt couple got look at us a few time and laugh...damn lao kuay but nvm la..ha..then we decided to let the couple enjoy some peace in the closing minutes..so zao...went to eat lo...me only drank then coup here coup there...ha..then abt 11 took mrt back...shagged sia..my eyelids like auto close de..ha..so went dreamland shortly after..

end.

right they went..

2005-05-06T12:17:00.000-07:00

once there was an author..of cos...who wrote books..ha... since his last book in 2004, he nv had any books written... this time, he wanted to write fairytales...wow..fairytales..it wasnt his niche..but he wanted to try again..he tried twice but failed twice..one porject lasted for a yr plus but there werent any results at all..the other lasting for a shorter duration..it was when the soft copy in his computer was taken away by the other author because the author simply had more ability to make the fairytale sound like the cinderella story.. this time..he embarked on a new journey..towards his first completed fairytale..so he picked up his black carter fountain pen...and started to write.. but he realised..it was really hard to continue with the fairytale after the second chapter without another person providin help to him..so he looked for another author to help in his fairytale...he wanted a girl..cos it might bring more fresh ideas...so he looked and looked..ah hah..on the net he came to a biography of a female author...she looked a plain jane but the biography of hers was juz perfect! and so, he asked for the help of this female author...and thank god..she did not reject his invitation.. things were lookin good for his fairytale..and together, they wrote more and more chapters day by day...3,4,5,6,7,8.....39,40...
this time, the story reached a junction..there were juz 2 paths.. left or right..it was the climax..the story's ending would depend on the author's decisions now.. should the prince bring his princess to the left or to the right?
the road on the left was named " road of time obstacle"..stupid name huh...but this road is known for its verrrrrrrrry long distance..there were only rest stops every week of road travelled...but these rest stops provide the ultimate tool for ppl to continue moving on-- the potion of love...once drank, there is a feeling of being loved and the ppl will wan to continue with the journey!! but this road was very long and there were many stretches of land when the ppl have to cross a cliff by walking on a rope...the rope could only accomodate one person...after the person crossed, the rope would break...magical huh...thus the prince and princess had to cross on separate ropes..but the prince and princess could not meet as the ropes were very far from each other..there was very insufficient time where they could meet for 98% of the journey..it was stated on the signboard "happiness likely..but not guaranteed.."
the road on the right was named " road of meng po".. it was of a shorter distance.. the road was oso bumpy, but only in the beginning months of journey..but once u stepped on the road, they would surely have a feeling of shebudeness, because tts the power of the road..then after a few daes travelled, they would meet madam meng po..famous for her meng po tang..she would offer them a bowl of magical soup each...which will cause the prince and princess to forget abt being together and instead go for their own happiness...madam meng po ensured good life after a few months of shebudeness..
so the authors did not know which road shld the prince and princess choose..
"left!" the female author called out..
"left? hmm...i would like to...but lil time? its hard for both sides.." he replied.
"left is ok with me..but u decide..its ur fairytale after all.." she said.
"left would b the one many ppl choose..but there is no guarantee for happiness..its stated there...hmm..right seems stupid for many..but in the long term it might b beta for them," he spoke in a monotonous voice, with his eyes starin at the table..obviously he is in deep thoughts..
silence prevailed for the next moment..
"right may be my choice..for the sake of the prince and princess.." his voice suddenly pierced thru the domineerin silence in the room.......
right was the path the authors chose..issit the correct one?? he was still unsure....is this fairytale to be going to end up like a normal story...he still doesnt noe....
its nearing the ending of the story..is it or is it not??
end.

printer-friendly

2005-04-30T08:04:00.000-07:00

lei long lei long...me setting up a chin-up fund for the chin-up-ically challenged..interested donors, pls contact me at ...u shld noe la...interested participants who wan some chin ups donated to them, pls submit an application form(first print the format below and fill in b4 submitting) to me..

APPLICATION FOR DONATED CHIN UPS
name: ______________________________________________
age: ______________________________________________
school: ______________________________________________
contact no(so tt i can call u if application successful):_______________
no. of chin ups now:______________________________________
how many chin ups u want(leave some for me):__________________
no. of arm wrestling matches LOST: __________________________
able to carry 10 kg sack of rice? Y/N
*terms and conditions apply..u r supposed to attach a 1 million us dollar cheque to the back of the application form as a one-time registration fee.fee is non-refundable.

end.

tharman shanMEgaratnam

2005-04-27T04:54:00.000-07:00

hmm..still feelin luan..but tink maybe things will remain this way le..hmm.. anyway..check this out.. http://www.lotruk.com/nametranslator/index.html . ha..if u watch lotr, then this might b of interest la..jewliang started with this..all the bo liaoz stuff from him one.. ha..for me everything sounds cool..yea...except for the 'nearest tavern' thing...the zoo..alamak..anti climax..and same with lao gao oso...ha...tested out a few ppl's names for fun...found out lao gao oso in the zoo..well he actually realli is.. anyway nth much happened in these few daes la..tmr long dae but end lessons a lil earlier due to sports meet..go jaguar..go jaguar...ha...everydae like got some hw..so sianz..and pw seems to suck big time to me..yea..sucks...but bo bian...if i were the education minister, i will do the following lorz.....
1. abolish pw
2. stage a disney on ice in AJ
3. abolish 1st 3 mths system
4. make econs sound simpler?
5. make phy sound easier?
6. make chem sound easier?
7. make A levels easier?
8. make skool start at 8
9. make hengwei a president scholar for no reason
10. after doing all these, i'll quit..
wahaha...but...in my dreamz la...
end.

me u i

2005-04-23T02:45:00.000-07:00

there was this guy..lets name him 'i' aka 'me'.. 'i' 's still a student..at a skool where there was this gal..lets name her 'u'.... 'me' and 'u' were in the same class.. 'me' and 'u' became frenz and gradually, 'i' fell in love with 'u'..i dun dare to tell 'u' at tt time becos 'i' felt tt there was slight or no chance at all..so 'i' juz continued being frenz with 'u'.. then one dae, due to sheer determination and curiosity to want see sth, 'u' knew tt 'i' like 'u'..there was hardly any dialogues between'me' and 'u'..but 'i' didnt wanna give up..'i' pressed on and tried to jio 'u'..but 'u' told 'me' that 'u' still considering..from then on, 'i' kept waiting fer any reply 'u' might give 'me'..but 'i' waited and waited..for quite some time..'i' thought tt there was no longer any obvious sights of any chances tt 'i' had..then, 'i' had less feeling for 'u' cos it was quite some time 'i' had any contact or meetups with 'u'.. 'i' was reluctant to stop this liking but 'i' knew it might be beta..den one night, 'u' suddenly told 'me' tt 'u' actually like 'me'..'i' answered 'u' sth abt being frenz and 'i' told 'u' the truth tt 'i' had less feel(not none) for 'u' and tt 'i' did not wan to bluff 'u', make things very difficult for 'me' and 'u' if 'me' and 'u' really started a relationship and in the end hurting 'u' in any way..
'i' felt( and feels) very luan and kept thinking bout 'u'..really feeling luan, 'i' went to write an entry in the blog..
end.

todae is tmr's yesterdae..

2005-04-20T03:10:00.000-07:00

todae wednesdae..oso quite few dae nv update liaoz..cos ytd was like 9.30 reach home...damn shagged la..cos ytd actually released at 1255..so went nyp eat lunch with my class...alot ppl there la..so eat and eat..then vibration is felt...ooh..sick lim jewliang..so answered his call la..alamak..he nid tongkat or not huh..tok until so gu niang-ly soft la..later he sae he still in lecture then i rao le him..but he was saying tt we meet up at nan hua ass ass la..cos its like billy go hand in form then can 'shun bian' go dinner..so anything lorz..but meet at 5...alamak..so decided go chem extra lessons from miss ma...haha..she still damn high lorz...from morn till afternoon so high..then tt gabriel tan oso damn high...dunno wads going on between they 2 lorz..haha..keep denying but will blush de..den after chem lessons went straight to nan hua la...the mrt journey was freaking long and was like so damnnnnnnnnn sianz lor..slept from kranji to je..still hafta walk 15 min from clementi then can reach the skool la...sick...damn hot oso..reached there saw jewliang and billy liaoz..part time student chee an haben come..so go find teachers la...got lim chye sim, lim i t, chia(whos knows tt seet seow ming..sad...), junaidah, the most dreaded pandian, armani exchange A|X mr yeo, mr lee heng han aka big mac aka xiao lee hui dao..etc..quite fun la..cos quite long nv go back liaoz..den after tt go dinner at je and then go je library do some hw lor..go home really shagged liaoz..so sleep arnd 1130..
next morning, which is this morning, which is tomorrow's yesterday morning..arbish...went skool as usual...sianz...recently alwaes reach skool on the dot la..alwaes is nearing bell ring then reach..but todae wear tie...damn song...under the chen tuo of the tie, the uni looks beta la..quite boring during class time la..during break still got tok with the siao za bors of moi class...sok one la..
after skool, there was enterprise..at 230..so go RR do some work...me sound so hardworking...do maths lor...then after tt go enterprise..they having inter-enterprise competition lorz..everybody sell thing see who earn most then 1st prize keep 70% profit..haha...they stand to gain one lorz..so fry deep fry.. so we thought of all the rubbish ideas...so damn bloody funny la..larf until peng sia..at first was tinking of wad to sell la...we thought of everything impossible...like the shelf in the shop...haha...oso planned to steal all the toilet paper in the skool and sell for 10 bucks for 3 squares..haha...oso got wanna sell FHM, pocky..etc..haha...pocky sure earn alot..gals r crazy over pocky la.. ya..wanna call myself pocky..jkjk..ya..den sat arnd tok and tok arnd 4 plus zao home..shagged sia..
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tokin sense?

2005-04-17T03:32:00.000-07:00

hmm...econs have been quite 'catch no ball' kind of work fer me..muz work harder sia..but let me tok bout a law of econs..the law of diminishing marginal utility...sounds chim huh...pcme students pls dun kah jiao..i trying to hao lian to the rest ok?...ha...its like ur satisfaction will decrease when u have more of tt thingy la..eg..if jewliang eats one piece of shit...the satisfaction is skyhigh..but when he continues eating and ate the 5th piece of shit, then his satisfaction will decrease cos hes gettin sick of it..this is the law of diminishing marginal utility...tink so...similarly...hmmm...if u wait fer sth wait fer veh veh long, u will be a lil sian diaoz lor..tt u have not as much enthu in it as b4 le...hmm..ya..sian diaoz..
anyway, put tt aside..lets tok bout moi saturdae...so met up with ostaf,ananab and mrs ostaf..going out this wk cos last wk nv go out la..then we met at je at 1230..was late..cos got two gals kah jiao me at cck...haha..dun tink y y...they frm dunno wad church de la..then wanna brainwash me with some christian stories bout jesus christ..wad create bridge bet him and ppl...ya ya...so let them tok all they wan fer 5 mins la...regretted..shld haf brushed them aside in the 1st place lorz..so in the end they wanted my contact no la..so gave them...if they call me i juz reject straight away liaoz..so met at je afterwards...alamak...no plans in mind..we alwaes plan at je de..then decided on lido la..so took EW line to raffles..but overshot la...go city hall...so forget it...might as well go suntec...quite long nv go le..since v'tine dae ba..muz accompany jewliang go buy choc..rmb??? then walk to suntec lorz...damn long the citylink...haha...got sylvester sim autograph session...also few pathetic souls there...seriously tink they need a eye checkup la...dunno they ba jiu ta sai or they born blind sia..go support tt act-jay-chou-and-tink-he-damn-cool sylvester sim la..alamak...initially wanted to go up the stage and sign autographs fer them...but i later decided not to...going up the stage is like bringing down my image lorz..so beta not...then go suntec lorz..eat at subway..cos mrs ostaf got voucher wanna redeem a free andwich..so we compromise lor..if not tio bodyslam by ostaf sia...then down dere discussing how to coup free refill..cos they suckers la..one buck per refill...but in the end nv refill la...
then after tt walk ard suntec...gai ar gai...nth much to see la..so go kopitiam sit and eat ice kachang....tt ananab was still the recycling machine as in the past la...wad goes in will come out...yesh...so its unwise to sit in front of him...haha...then after tt por t.t. call la..sae mrs adeline ong gave birth le...so off we went to gleneagles..but b4 tt bought gift fer newlyweds mr and mrs ostaf....oops..type wrongly...fer mr and mrs ong la of cos...so chiong there...then sort of awkward there la...haha..cos all her family members then we 4 so extra like tt...but see her 2 daughters la...the elder one quite cute la...haha...gives me the feeling of wanna start a family next time..and love spreads all around..whahaha..toking cock...then after tt abt 7 we went off lor...
then go bukit timah food centre eat la..the hokkien mee and satay bee hoon damn long the queue..nevertheless..went to kuay sio at the hokkien mee stall...bias de lorz..i got 6 or 7 unshelled prawns but tt ostaf got 7 shelled prawns...booooo....maybe they physics freak...apply potentiometer concept...in this case...prawniometer concept...more mass=more prawns??jkjk..
then after tt went home by 67 lorz..sianz..

bus carter

2005-04-15T09:00:00.000-07:00

hmm...12.01 am now...juz came home frm cineleisure...some may be wondering...wadde..12 plus den go home..no scared tio kan meh..and go hang out with who...of cos not my cliques,classmates,girlfren or boyfren...actually with my family la..cos aunt dunno got wad charity shit..then got 5 free movie passes fer the preview of 'coach carter' show..so went watch lorz..its bout this coach named carter...arbish...who coach a group of ill disciplined brats la...then still ok la the show..quite educational..pet phrase is "ass" and "bullshit" la...not bad..2 hrs ++..got spare money can go watch la..but i wan watch samara till now haben watch lehz..no time nia...sadz..hmm..nth much to sae le...now i den start worrying fer pw...2 daes left fer PI..no idea summore...steady..i go stone le..bye dudes..this is my shortest entry ba..
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recollections

2005-04-13T02:20:00.000-07:00

hmm..abt 5 daes nv write le..or i shld sae 5 daes nv rite..cos its like getting busier these few daes la.. weekend nothing interestin..onli tt cyndi wang came lot 1 to perform..but as if i give a damn la.. yep then mon its back to skool...but tt nite b4 was chioing pw mind map cos heard is mon muz have sth..haha..then mon go skool lorz..then got make up lesson for pw..suckers..at 3.45!! sianz.. got spare 1.5 hrs..but not fer our crass clao ppl la..hehe..alwaes tio suan one they all..then go nyp with all the chij siao za borz, royston, kendrick aka dick lee, and rui en lorz..i min en rui...go there like pariah lorz..haha...onli tt royston among we 4 boys got tok alot to the gals..the rest of us..sit there stone lorz..then mon ended quite late la..oso damn sianz..go home do phy, chem,econ all these shitty stuffs..die liaoz la...all catch no balls one...next time drop until left one A level sub sia...
this entry is getting more sucky and sianz...i noe..but me like no mood to rite now la..
then tues oso like tt la..but damn early released..1255..earliest in my timetable la..tt dae realli nothin lor..go home then muz breathe in all the fooking dust lorz..cos got some sort of renovation at home..then tahan until 5 plus...finally noe the use of nose hair..if not like breathe in the dust then when u sneeze then all the dust come out from nose...wow..interestin sight tt wld be...then at night oso chiong hw la...all so damn difficult..siao liaoz..12 plus heck liaoz...go slp..
wed...oso end quite early la..then todae got phy timed prac on forces...was like...die liaoz...wad was i aiming fer? 1/10? or 2? or 3?..luckily got pass..haha..juz pass...careless...then after skool go cca lorz...went fer aje..pangseh chess crub..haha..they supposed to have tournament or rather frenly with catholic jc...but nv go..haha...later the cjc ppl rape me...jkjk..so go aje la...got see several familiar faces la..cos i first time go there..then play orientation game..nice pick of venue man..bball court....had a teppanyaki meal there...damn nice the dish....grilled human butts? eat b4? anyway go there play 2 lame games then pack bag zao liaoz..haha...4 oclock onli....then go home la....almost forgot muz meet miss ang at cck...i min mr ang jian chao..till he sms me...then i was like...oh ya...but he earlier than me when i reach there at 445..then he passed my billy's letter then xchanged few words lor..he like no change like tt...still like sec skool tt time...pants protecting his belly button from external threats..haha...miss bendy long legs lorz...den go home la...then type this lame and crappy entry..reali nothin to sae le la...yalar...so..byez..
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todayss

2005-04-08T21:24:00.000-07:00

on thurs oso quite normal...but got econs lesson..damn fun...hhah...tt blur block mr chua..haha....he wan to take photo of us so as to rmb our name..haha..one by one la...so we 8 boys deicded to kah jiao him...mix up the name...so wheneva he called one name one of us would randomly put up the hand..haha...cos we noe he's blur in nature...so bully him..haha...then when call weihan...i raised my hand..enrui oso wanted to raise de..haha...then see me raise he geh geh push up his specs...haha..damn funny....then suay suay tt chua dun belif me..haha..wanna see my ez link...haha..reluctant...then he wan snatch my wallet..haha..shit him....so bo bian show him lorz..so we boys take pic again..haha...then during civics play game la...was supposed to write one fact and one unfact..arbish...fer ppl to guess la...then tt wai ling(shes not wailing..arbish) put 1) i have a bf 2) i hate my maid....then of cos we guess is 1) true and second false la..haha..but she kept denying...sae her maid wanna poison her...haha...next wk we shall noe the ans...hmm..so thurs ended like tt la...sianz...except for econs and civics..
hmm... no more dreams ytd(fri)..haha... ytd was like some normal boring daes la...went to skool...could c a change in attitude of ajcians...first 3 mths like everydae go skool play play play and i doubt they gave a damn even if the sky collapsed..but its like more work and less play after the second intake...students did tutorials...attended lectures...discussing qns outside of tutorials and lectures..sorta not used to this kinda mugger's lifestyle...i was still like turned off...no motivation to work la...but i noenot much time le..muz start to work hard...haha...anyway i was still the pro-slacking kinda person and not those anti kind...hmm...so ytd sorta went to slack aft skool...
after skool it was like oredi 3.30..sianz..so went look fer weiqiang...i passed the canteen extension, canteen, most parts of the blocks...and holy shit...he saw me liaoz..but nv call me...shit..he was at the canteen extension...arbish..where i walked past 3 times...alamak...but since we still had time, we go there do hw la..haha...me do sigma...he do apgp..then do till ard 4.30 or wad we set off fer the mrt station...cos ytd ytd(thurs) was cheean birddae...then supposedly todae was the more free daes fer me,billy aka sihui,act cool jc de jeetliang,wq and of cos ca...so agreed on meeting at orchard at 5.20 la...in the end, billy decided to pangseh us for the earlier bit of our 'outing' so tt he could go watch samara and be hugged...haha...but in the end no hug..only tio touched...haha....so we 4 heck him...quicky zao..after scolded by mrt stuffs fer playing with the stones there..haha...go boulders(quoted from cheean) or rather borders walk walk after walking past popular and the cd rama...got few ajc and acjc de and alot jjc de..surprisingly...at first wanna walk to far east de...but walk wrong route...so ended up in borders...chat alot during the journey la...haha...including the stupid aj uniform..aka ite uniform...sianz...alwaes take mrt owaes got those negative looks from the public de...at times wanna shout...wo ye shi jing cha....oh shout wrongly...shld b wo bu shi ite de....but i guess with the tie then will justify my claim ba....so we go borders look fer bks..ca look..we three play..haha...tt horny wq is as horny as b4...haha...then ca realised charissa and gang were at cineleisure too fer dinner...so we slowly walk there...then go find them...got colin mark charissa wenbing weijing...at the cafe cartel...then we ordered the food...ya..i ordered the chef recommendation the pork chop...ca order pizza..wq ordered crispy chicken chop and jeetliang ordered the crab and shrimp de...b4 the orders came...we go take the free flow of bread...sliced 8 pieces and ate la...since its free flow..might as well fill abit of our empty stomach...then the ordrs came one by one...in the end, mine was the only not entirely fried de..and ca's oso la...then quickly eat lor..but we separate tables from charissa they all..too crammed le...eat eat eat...see they 3 face like so damn xinku...they sae all simply fried...so not nice..damn heaty oso....hmm...mine was not any better la..the chef muz hav damaged taste buds la...recommend tt pork chop...i give a 6/10 only la...cheat we folks money...tsk tsk tsk....then the ultimate pro pangseh kia aka billy arrived..haha...so we moved our tables to put one more chair...in the entire course of dinner the cafe cartel staff dunno ask us shift how many times...too bad..billy ordered the damn oily crispy chicken...without consulting us..haha...sad...but he still hastily finished his food...me and jewliang k po billy's file and k po clarice's email add..hahah...we agar agar guess correctly from her name tt she was those cute petite kind la...haha..oi jewliang go add her hor...turbulent...rmb?..anyway..i coup a few wedges and chips from jl,wq and billy...now abit sore throat le..hhaa..i tink they 3 now in hospital la..fer having a fire in their throats...haha...so we quickly zao frm tt bloody place la...dunno y so many ppl patronise la...haha....juz some info to share with u guys...a result from eavesdropping other table's conversation....california fitness members go cafe cartel got discount...hahahahahah....then tt man sae "they encourage ppl to exercise and come here to get fat"..arbish...haha....
then after tt lehz..it was oredi ard 8 plus le ba...then we walk to far east..hahah...second try...yesh..finally reach le..my bag was so dman heavy..got two tys inside...sianz...muz carry my bag like junlong..haha...then we go shop fer present fer yc..belated la..then on the way me and jewliang still k po ing...even RI and RGS couple we oso k po..haha...den after tt we bought the t shirt..so damn shagged...60% due to the wanton bag la..haha..anyway we go back borders la..so tt ca can use up his 20 buck voucher..on the way...tt jl tok big..sae wanna treat us to eye 10...if we are on fer it la..haha...he didnt expect all so on...so he cua tio...later negotiate 60%70%80%...even in borders le we still discussing...later see newspaper then found out lido no more show la..den too bad..he must b so dman relieved la..then ca bought a alanis morisette cd....hmm...seems so opera...then we go lido there the kfc go tok cock...there got free flow drinks..haha..so go there...it was 9 plus den la..on the way we saw few gals in sec uniform...haha...we dare here dare there to ask fer thier number...again we all talking big...hhaa...then realised they frm st marg....haha...on the way , we oso saw an actress..haha...u know kindred spirit? aka zhen qing...haha...tt rong yi(aunt rong)..haha...queueing up fer taxi...haha...i saw her then suddenly forgot wads her name...kept tinking of hao yi hao yi...haha...then we recall...oh..is rong yi..haha...these events took place on parts of our journey since departing frm cafe cartel...but forgot the sequence le..so tink they are jumbled up de...
so we at lido sit sit tok tok..haha..quite fun la...billy wanna take the drink away from jewliang without looking at the drink..then the cup topple..haha...damn funnny...then around 1030 pm we departed...then took 190 with billy and went back home..damn tired sia...so sleep till 11 todae..wad a damn fun outing with ex classmates...alwaes see those unusual things with them de..haha..todae is tt aunt rong..haha...
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taufik batisah...

2005-04-07T04:51:00.000-07:00

this is real...really real...arbish...but seriously...the following really happened lorz..

it was so damn sudden...real sudden...i was in skool...forgot where i was...but rmbered i was sitting down...hmm...perhaps in a classrm or wad...yes..was certain dere was no air con...hmm...then comes a mysterious hand which handed me a white ring file...the one i used to put 1st 3 mths notes and lend to her..yesh her...hmm...without much anticipation...i opened the file...saw a letter addressed to mi..hmm...took it out and read...oh my holy sacred amitabha...it was written by her..it goes sth like...forgot le..but it had hidden meaning...frm the words i saw the hints dropped by her..it was like an acceptance...yes...an acceptance of moi luv..ooh...the dae has came...pls b happy fer me...she accepted me...yes yes yes....after so long of msging...finally...den i went to look for her...my dd...oh moi holy grenade..she wasss dere....right there waiting fer sth....hmm...m i the sth??? i ask myself...i was still recalling of the content of the letter lorz..at the same time grasping the letter..the bao bei letter in my handz..even thou its juz a normal foolscap..but rmbered the hand riting which made a recycled foolscap seem like a buddist scripture..tt rare...yes...she finally accepted me...yes yes yes...so damn happy..woo hoo...

shucks.. then i woke up..
.do dreams take a 180 degree turn when in reality??? or does it remain as it is??? or rather..will anything further happen...i dunch noe....

skool..sux..

2005-04-05T02:16:00.000-07:00

todae is a tuesdae..so let me recap on mon and todae..
basically mon sux la...dragged foot to skool lorz..skools so boring lehz...sianz...not longing fer skool unlike in 1st 3 mths la...so go there with the stupid stack of chem lect notes and tutorial which drained my wallet thoroughly..still muz borrow money to claim the notes sia..cos tt dae still got buy uniform..so i wore the aj uni to skool la..more cooling la..cos is thinner..then bigger so more tong feng..not like tt nah hua de...like wanna mummyfy me with the toilet paper like tt..haha..so the whole dae generally sux la..thou got meet up with 01/05..but oso nv tok too long la..but scholar with 10 A1s ar..alamak..lao kuay sia...dunno how to use the ball pump..wanna pump ppl face but she point the needle towards herself...arbish...haha...den the dae generally sux..with me entering bkshp 3 times or 4 times to change size for pe attire...then go econ make up la..the teacher quite fun la...but damn cold..i min the LT damn cold..then after tt is physics makeup...nv go...but regret to go...yalor...cos go out of LT then saw her..but dunno y like see her then my head will turn de lehz..hmm..dunno y dun quite dare to approach her tok la..so i regretted my way home..then reach home oso sianz la...seems like daily cycle lorz...morning wake up bathe eat take mrt then skool then late afternoon go out skool then very late afternoon reach home then slack then eat then watch tv then sleep then wake up next morning..walao eh sianz sia...so at night decided to do smt more 'constructive'...be it useful or constructive as in build the 'tower'...so i exercised my fingers..first time since a few days back...hiak hiak...started 9 plus ended 12 plus...not bad eh...but hor...its like u build a building quite high le..but u still dunno whether it will b a normal hdb or a posh hotel la...yalor...whoa..i realise i getting more and more chim...but the meaning is easily dug-able...yesh...so the day ended...with a 180 deg turn of me mood...sianz to got energy lorz...haha..but went sleep nvtheless...
so i continued the cycle...woke up again...went skool...alwaes muz go mrt kuay sio with other ppl de..sianz...eh anyway mon i AGAIN give up seat to an uncle okays..applause pls....really leh...so proud of myself...so walk slowly to skool la...reach there its like near bell ring..so nv tok much to shi hao they all la...cos i walk past them ma...but again got see my 'red bull' lorz..so got energy le..haha..go sing mari kita then go take ht and wt...its like the same as 1st 3 mths..nv grow tall..sianz..den after tt is those stupid lectures lorz...sianz..but at least got meet some of my crass la..got tok to them..like royston weihan etc etc..then during break me kunlin weihan boonkiat go eat lunch...got new stall la..but i nv go...but i saw deborah queueing up...haha...then when i finish me rice i go put plate le...then i saw deborah at another stall queueing sia..arbish..steady sia...really is the volumest human being on earth..maybe she can store alot of babies next time..haha..if she decided not to b nun la..jkjk..abit bad...den the day ended with chem lectures..nearly 3 periods la...so go home with en rui la..not rui en...then at the junction saw cy,nicholas, another cat high and red bull...haha...sounds abit nan ting...ok...me energy booster....haha...then yalar...tok la...alwaes forgot they take the bridge or wad de..so alwaes nv sae byebye to them de..hmm...then met shi hao they all at the ice cream vendor at the mrt...they attempted to rape me..haha...not exactly rape la...juz wan me b fei xiang...or mr.thomas la...but me not so george 'bush-y" one la...then went home aft tt....dunno la...still tink skool sux now la...maybe will turn better next time la..hope so la...
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k pok..

2005-04-02T05:45:00.000-08:00

todae a saturdae...had an outing la..thou i really no money liaoz..b4 borrowing only got 2 dollar in my wallet....haha...heck...how can compromise and not go out..esp when someody going...haha..with the same old few ppl again...me cy zx iris romeo... we initially planned to meet at 1 at cck la..so i 1255 went out..haha..then go there wait fer ard 5 mins then go lib find cy..he oredi there..steady..then browse thru bks awhile b4 zx arrived...we go arcade walk walk...haha...we b audience lorz..see one boy play the fighting game..dunno called wad...walao...super steady..always he tio maul until left one tiny weeny drip of life by his opponent..then he will like suddenly possessed by some spirit of the hulk sia...combo here combo there...but later k.o....and for ur info its his opponent(alwaes more than 1/2 life when he left one drip of life) who is knocked out lorz..damn zai...happened twice or thrice sia...steady...but later died la..then he nv play liaoz..then another younger boi play la...oso damn hiong...whack here whack there then opponent no chance stand up...saw two times 'perfect' life sia...tink they jia ba bo xi zor one lorz..surely everydae come practice de...walao...nth to do at least go play 'wo chi wo chi wo chi chi chi' mahz..so damn fun...then romeo came then he go eat lunch..two plus then iris come..so we went out of arcade...then stood outside...left hand side got pool...bhind me got k box...above me got cinema...in front me got beach volleyball(x box) haha...jkjk...so we dilemma..dunno wan watch movie or sing k...in the end sang k la...after cy ps nicholas la tt is...so chiong in...if not less time to sing...we decided to sneak romeo in...hiak hiak...told them 4 ppl..then go room le...haha...then zx act go toilet then romeo came in and zx later cmae in..yay..5 ppl...but romeo oso wun sing de lorz...bring him in oso no harm to k box lorz..he only down there mouth the words de...can c he know how to sing la...then after tt sing sing sing....damn funny oso...oso got criticise somebody..haha...then aft tt jiaman oso sneak in..haha...6 ppl...she got sing a few songs la..then the k box fella suddenly came in to collect our jug...then she sense something fishy...so go check lorz..haha...then cheong in to tell us maximum 10 mins then they hafta go...haha...then they go lorz..when the tidal waves calm down...we ask them back..haha...then the k box fella come chase them again..haha...can see thier face abit pek cek...then jiaman went home lorz..romeo go gai gai himself...haha...occassionally oso will haf the k box ppl look into our room de...i go toilet oso got one fella recognise me and direct me to the room..haha...fun sia...then pay la..abt 12.70 per person cos we nv make romeo pay...haha..fer me abt 1 dollar plus per song..haha...then went out of the k box lorz..dunno those k box fella got curse us or not..haha..they muz b damn eager to make us leave sia...then went out saw yc,peigee,connie and the dunno who la..yiwen or wad...then went home lorz..not bad a dae la...
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post orientation

2005-03-29T02:39:00.000-08:00

ytd was the last dae of orientation le..so let me juz underwearly..i mean briefly describe the dae la..so reach skool early oso..then we go hall listen library tok..arbish..i min librarian tok..arbish..so sianz lorz..second time heard le...wanna sleep then lorz..then after tt we proceeded to learn boregitto or borigitto la..the chickee dance..quite fun la...'siao eh' frm chung cheng(all the ppl guai lan one) damn dangerous... his action ar..wakao..super exaggerated lorz..tap him he fly dunno where le..dance tt time wanna b m.jackson..but obvoiusly is backfire la..so we kept a certain radius from siao eh and dance la..he sok sok one la..after tt suddenly go centre of hall dance..but we larf at him until stomach cramp sia..luscb...den after tt was mambo 5...tot it is gonna b damn sianz lor..initially wanna go toilet hide with cy..but nv la..then partner with dunno wad class de gal...maybe is yiyu's class de la..walao eh...dun wanna comment la..haha..jkjk..but when water break over...the gal gone sia..alamak...but i dun mind...xiaohei dance with yiyu then yiyu gone..tink he seebeh heartbroken leh.. then tt siao eh come dance with xiaohei...haha...cham mali cham sia..i dance with shi hao la..not siao eh..then i dance the female part...haha...damn fun...didnt know b female so fun...hahah...still can b sao bao like tt...fun fun...then dance how many time oso not sian leh..haha..then siaoeh and xiaohei tio chosen go up stage dance...sway sway..tt siaoeh..walao..dunno how to zi dong..go dance with yiyu..alamak... after tt was lunch la...after lunch we went thomson plaza as a dwelling lor..go swensen's eat icecream..haha..got ananab split, big butt...i min big bart.. topless 5(for siao eh) lorz...haha..3 bux only nia..eat le then we go play human hunt...cos tt brendan gone liaoz..so cool sia..go also nv sae byebye de...in the end we discovered he reached home le...den went back skool fer dance nite la...dunno leh..quite sianz la...juz go hall dance here shake there..then go toast..then went home lor...ya...tts the end of the orientation lor...overall quite fun la..but hafta part with class le..sianz...
so todae, went skool oso...then met wq,weijing and charissa chern at traffic junction la..walk in together..then me and wq tok tok la..wakao..see the 23/05 ppl...no a single familiar face de lor..8 boyz 17 gals sia...dunno how many chij de lehz..but suann oso in moi class la..but nv tok to her..so its like so damn sianz..so during PCCG and those rubbish tok as well as chem lecture i go join 01/05 la...still as fun lorz..chit chat and tok cock la...then during break play bridge and daikee la...i min daidee...oink...haha..jkjk..thenwent fer pw...then go fer make up FM(althou i not takin FM...haha...c maths still juz start sigma..arbish) and chem lecture...damn sianz...but chem at audi can tok more cock..so more fun...haha...can suan..can larf..can bhb..can everything...cos we at balcony.. the teacher cant see us clearly de la...hehe...then 5 plus went home la...
on mrt rite..wakao...most terrible ride in my whole entire 16 yrs and approx 120 daes of my life...i kia ge lao sai lorz...i'm serious lorz..when the train was approaching woodlands... rite...wakao..suddenly black lorz..dunno blackout or wad...i was certain it was bright outside and we were not passing a tunnel or wad lorz...suddenly is like so damn dark lorz..really lorz....wakao....then managed to reach woodlands...then i saw a dark patch...i knew something bad was happening....yes...i recognised this fella....she was deborah...the jia ba bo xi zor ogf lorz..super anti enthu ogf...wakao...sway sia..saw her...alamak..lucky she's like alight at marsiling lorz..if not i suffocate...ok dun b so bad la..solly... haha...then can finally breathe normally...reached home safe and sound...
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wo chi wo chi wo chi chi chi...my foot...

2005-03-26T02:10:00.001-08:00

todae saturdae la..so woke up at 7.45 am cos meeting tt jewliang and gang at 9 plus..at city hall..to play the eatin game..wad wo chi wo chi wo chi chi chi...sounds so damn fun..like those shi zi lu kou lehz..so tempted nia..and free food summore..so me billy jewliang and wq(tts wad he tell me la) go for the game la..meet at city hall... but b4 tt met billy at cck 1st..so we tok bout a no. of things la..then he sae m.x. is comin cos this game is conducted by his city harwest church de...alamak..i was like sian diaoz..i alwaes rejected his invitation to tt ho yeow sun church de la..so got no more enthusiasm to go fer tt game lorz..ass hole jewliang...sae until so fun..nv sae the critical part tt mx is oso going...walao..fry deep fry...bluff me feelings..u gd...so me billy and wq reach liaoz..left tt dua pai lim jewliang lorz...alwaes late de..prom high tea late until like shit like tt..wakao...wad gate locked..tok cock...so we turned our backs towards the control station...hope tt mx wun recognise us la...then alamak...heard me name...arbish...we turned..saw the esplanade..eh nono..is see durian...aiyah keep typin wrongly...is tt mx's spike hair la...so sianz diaoz..then tell him we waiting for jewliang la..but in fact we oso trying to find excuse to pangseh him lorz..walao eh..play wad wo chi wo chi wo chi chi chi...like bai chi like tt....so we wait and wait..then the most dua pai acjc tink-he-damn-cool-and-smart jewliang come liaoz...so we go tok to mx..haha..we refuse to cross the mrt gates..cos we see outside is like a bloody flock of combined harvesters..haha...sorry..city harvesters lorz..later go out sure tio pull in de..so we tok with mx la..he tried to make us go...but we tee kee...create lots of excuse cos we got tt damn reluctance to go..so he was like so pek cek..haha...we still down there joke...hahah..his face like tt justice bao...so black...but we heck...haha..who is he...scared meh...then his gayish(seems to me) church acquaintance come join him..ask us go...we oso teekee...dun wan go...haha..like aqua sia tt boy tok....then one more gal come...haha..they still outnumbered in the negotiations...we still teekee...dun wanna go...haha...the mrt gate barrier was like a division between 4 teekee jokers and 3 justice baos...haha..so they bo bian..hafta go le..so tt bloody gal was damn sarca..sae wad thanks for coming to tell mx we not going..etc etc...walao eh..go hell...so we hide fer a while..scared they take parang chiong in and maul us...walao eh..this damn game make me not able to go buy tribal identity leh...haha..but oso fun le...haha..ok end of this part...
so later we decided to go and buy present for chee an la..and decide to go orchard..so we 4 went lido and go kfc buy one drink...cos there got free flow..so we took 3 straw from mac..haha...dong jia bu da da xi jia..cos kfc keep the straw...and give only one per cup...den aft tt we go to far east and look for present la...dunno wan tee or bag...or the original idea of powerpuff boxerx..so we look..and look..and and look...stil dun find nice ones leh...or rather suitable ones...be it pattern or the size...den walk walk..later tt billy "eh...."..so we look..oh...its his njc class de peng you...got anitha..maybe will blossom with srini lorz..haha...finally knew how they look like..only 2 ta por and the rest za bor lorz..the ta pors so dao one..nv fren with us... but anw managed to make billy not pangseh us..but tt jewliang alwaes cant make up his damn mind lorz..whether to lend ppl his balls...i min basketball...we continued looking..aiyah finally found one..then we go fer lunch at ljs..only tt jewliang ate something diff...grilled fish...haha...dunno got pass expiry date nt...he eat like damn xin ku lor..sae the fish stinks...haha..orbi..six bucks wthout drink...orbi sia...den he decided to go fer his og outing and play bball..arbish..outing play bball... ok nvm...so we went home lorz..bo bian...then i took 190 back to cck...wakao eh...seebeh cold leh the aircon...kaoz..can see frost on my hands de lor...so i sleep...when i woke up...i found tt i drooled and the saliva became stalactites... or wadeva u call tt... le lorz..hehe..jk..i dun drool de...so went home at 4 plus lorz..after going lot 1...next time go out with tt jewliang muz ask properly..if not is another damn tempting but in actual fact sucky church outing ... argh....
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tribal funka reloaded..

2005-03-24T20:33:00.000-08:00

let me tok bout orientation in ajc for past 2 daes..hmm so wednesdae go skool earlier than normal..and on mrt some ppl first time go there keep calling me lorz..sianz..i reject all call..haha..dun like tok on mrt..so reach skool..then go hall find my dwelling...kundai from altjira..yeah..beta than vesta..scram...so the dwelling is dominated by ppl from 01/05..yeah...so nth much lorz..tt deborah..haha...our second ogf other than scholar..walao eh...like vase like tt..sorry..is a big volume container..oops..ask her ice break she dunno how to...ask her cheer she whisper..alamak...wads tt man...pity tt scholar..cos she scolded a few time cos tt deborah owaes zhao dunno where ..maybe find food..then leave dwelling alone..so..now iris transfer over to our dwellin le...hmmm..anyway first dae play tt rotation game and other things lorz..abit sian..cos like so no energy like tt one this altjira..so released at 6 plus then went home lorz..
second dae beta la...of cos...hehe..so went there at 7 plus then go sit there again..but after tt quite gd la..first got subj registration...then i chose pcme combi lorz..hmm...cos no quite lots interest in f maths le...so try econs..then aft tt we go learn dance lorz...sianz...slam dunk da funk...still ok la..cos learn b4..so not as diff as 1st time..so dance and dance..till 1 plus..finally LUNCH!! so we went to canteen collect..damn fun..our tribemaster still sae can take extra 6 packet justea..hehe..so we drank two..and we coup more food..but in the end cant finish..haha.. heck... tt deborah no fork no spoon still nid scholar take for her..alamak... haha..zx told her tear the corner use as spoon..she keep saeing.... i no fork or no spoon...haha..farnie.....then still got some time..so play game lorz..yea..husband and wife...yea yea..hahah...ya1 zou4..haha...cos got great division bet guys and gals ma..so tt iris see le dman uncomfortable..sae muz mix..but the others sae muz she join then mix la..then join la..join as in stand beside me..then we 2 tio sabo lorz..yalar..hold her hand run la...cos husband and wife ma..haha...jkjk...hehe...
then aft tt is the mission game..heard its tiring..so went to the diff spots to challenge other dwellings..at the viking ball or wad shit station damn unfair(play captain ball with water bombs la)..the other dwelling can walk to their captain de..losers...big L for them..then tt zx veh buay song tt station master lorz..only tt station no fun...but heard laiping sae tt keith keep passing the bombs to him..haha..laiping play defensive..hhahah....no wonder we lose..all the bombs with keith..haha..arbish sia...(photocopy 3...in the end 1 only..arbish...haha)..
then went to other station..one fun station was the build tower de..haha..our tower damn tall..but not quite stable..resemble a rubbish dump..hahah..but still got draw la..then one more station is the oreintal shootin or wadeva..muz hold toilet paper de..then other ppl(blindfolded) shoot..if no spoil then good..cos nobody playing..so i go play and occupy the last vacancy lorz..i was the master(hold toilet paper)..haha..dunno the opposition cock eye..got parkinson or i too sexy..haha..aim below de lorz..hahahah...walao eh..my pants whole thing translucent..haha..u noe nhss pe pants rite..damn wet lorz..then watermelon and gang keep larfin..sianz..but at the aircon room damn fast dry..yay...haha..not bad la the mission game..not tiring la...
then aft tt go back hall lorz.oredi 5 plus le..other tribe playing scavenger hunt..aiyo sitll got somebody sacrifice pink shoes HOR..then aft tt 6 plus released..then we 8 ppl i tink...go amk central eat and tok..haha..damn funny...lusc(b)...haha...then reach home...new home..at 22:49 approx lorz..haha..1 oclock sleep.... quite fun dae...but mon only dance..sianz..wanna pon sia...hmm....
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jae posting

2005-03-22T01:17:00.000-08:00

todae tuesday...jae posting la..expected an off dae lorz..who knows tt mickey..damn kiam siap.. one dae oso cannot.. scared cannot see our faces liaoz..so ask us come back...so its like damn sianz..go to skool in early morning..dunno y lorz..no matter how early i go skool, i stil reach not earlier than 7 plus de lorz..so i set off at 6.11 de..reach there 7.10 approx le leh..sianz..59 mins..hmm..so reach there tok to boyz in our class lorz..sort of last dae for some of us de liaoz la..so went hall..go hear tt vp sae something..then go downstairs check lorz..haha..anderson jc science..ok fine..so hi 5 wif cy whose curse was damn hiong..hope the curse oso got backup by her..if so..mins she dun wan me to go la..hehe..so anyway went for first lesson after tt lim kim thye down there scold..phy lab..go there guess word puzzle..then lesson end early..then boring boring..then jean lee!! yay...tt hsu chun mei cum sag hag..so she oso tok cock awhile then we play poker in front of her..we bluff her we play old maid..haha..should sae we playing the game jean lee..same game as old maid..so play play lorz..den we pon all lesson go nyp eat..last lunch wif srini and romeo ..bernice i dunno..zx i dunno..maybe they appeal la..tt romeo tee kee one..so fast submit appeal form...ngeh see wanna go TJ...anyway last lunch le...then they went grassroots play bowling and pool..i was audience..quite sianz lorz.. so no mood play.. den sorta went home lorz... sianz..realli dun feel like going tt damn orientation..hate the dances la..its like everydae dance dance dance..7-6pm summore..gila...dagda,vesta,wawa,zeus,altjira and orisha..hope i wun get the wawa..dun like them la..acbc..anti climax..if i offended anyone out there who has special affiliation with the wawa..then so solly..sianz..hope i sick for these few daes..orientation sux la..juz gimme my class o1o5..thou i may change course la..haiz..stay oso so troubled..hmm..i've stayed at aj..mirror mirror on the wall..shld i confess or shld i not..
and horz...bloddie m_ _ _ _ s pang..u keep ur bloody hands off her horz..u beta not let me see u kah jiao her..or rather u beta not try kah jiao her..if not i assure a removable nose like michael jackson..hmm..u beta kip ur dist hor..siao siao with me..hmm..hantam u ar..
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bbcue

2005-03-16T20:04:00.000-08:00

wednesdae..ya..theres gonna b a bbq at pasir ris park..sian ji puaz..chinese garden to pasir ris...stone on mrt for soooo long...the person sitting rite across me kept changing de lor..while my butt is stuck on the stupid chair..dunno is e chair sticky or my butt love tt chair so much..anyway at 1 plus reached pasir ris..cheeyong oredi there..can see his hands breaking..carrying ALL the stuffs...from his jalan kayu hse..haha..so poor thing..so we go white sands walk walk talk talk..den go food court sit sit drink drinks.suddenly, we saw ROMEO..he was going popular..haha..den later he joined us..then we made sort of a grave mistake...haha..took his mp3 and listen...dunno why la..he doesnt allow a single soul to touch tt..haha..not even his shakespaere-ian(i still dunno how to spell ) darling juliet lor..ha...so he angry with us..so scary de lorz..so we quicky go apologize and offer ourselves as punching bags..haha..he nv punch la..ha...hmm nothin interesting..then go the park liaoz lorz..then play cards abit..then 6 oclock zx started to start the fire..haha..freakingly windy lorz..the poor matchstick..juz lighted then *poof*..gone..den he managed to start the fire la..ya..then bbq..nothin interesting oso la honestly speaking..its the later part more interesting..
then group by group the ppl left(ard 16 ppl came issit..not too sure) then left 7 of us...me cy yvonne zx wicked romeo and iris la..so changed initial plan from playing cards on beach to go sing k nite.at cineleisure.ya...ok so we decided to leave the park at 11 plus...reach interchange no more mrt le..so we wantedto chiong bus...then we juz reached there then tt LAST bus left..haha..so helpless..see the back of the bus getting smaller and smaller..haha..then bo bian lorz take cab.. ok so we split into 2 grps..me wicked and romeo together..the other 4 together...so flagged 2 cab..only ask awhile only and i tink tt second cab the driver damn impatient lorz...i yin yin yue yue see his middle finger lorz..fook him sia..dun wan his cab lorz..so damn small...so we went later than the 4 of them..we got a city cab...then headed down...then dunno is i blur or wad...i 'realised' tt my wallet was gone..haha...60 bux leh..dun siao siao...so searched high and low...hmm...holy shit...really cannot find...so ask tt uncle gostan...then on the gostan route...found the wallet..haha...so re-gostan....so sorry bout the extra cost..haha..anyway i pay for the fare 1st la..20 bucks gone..hmm..ya reached cineleisure then go sing sing sing lorz. 5 hrs..till 5am la..yalar..hmm then not much to mention le..actually this entry quite boring horz..haha..paiseh..dunno wad to rite le..nothin to spice this up..no curry powder no cinnamon...not funny..
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prepare tissue..

2005-03-11T04:27:00.000-08:00

yes..i've decided to make all of u nose bleed liaoz..yesh...but b4 tt happy bdae cheeyong..being dunked into the pond and smashed with cake and drenched with h-two-o and showered with glitter still doesnt earn my sympathy k..jk..anyway happy bdae la..buy new shoes k..
so its 10 march.thursday..we were playing poker yesh..there was me..then cheeyong on my right, zhengxi on my opposite and iris on my left..so play play play..den cy they all suggested truth or dare..yesh..the losing pair will compare who has the bigger card then see who kena forfeit la..so cy was the first..but they oredi noe everrything liaoz..so no secrets..haha...ah yah...then continued playing..ya iris got tio..zx i forgot liaoz..i nv tio when playing bridge...so when more ppl came, laiping,scholar and wicked i mean weekiat and handsome and gang la...so we play the zong ji mi ma la..loser forfeit...ya...so iris really tio the first round..then she tee kee dun wan do the forfeit la..haha..so she herself suggested that the next fella do dare with her..so the rest is like..orh..then aim me to 'help' me la...yesh..me..so continued lorz...she set the number...it was down to 16-19..i rmbered..yesh..17 or 18...me or weekiat..ya..i had a gut feeling tt it was 17..but i took 17...haha...not i wan to eat her beancurd la..is cos cy they all sae 17 17 so anything lorz..haha...ya..so it was 17...they decided the dare la...ya..i diam diam sit there..she was down there retaliating..arbish...really so bad mehz..ha...i noe she paiseh la..ya..so they suggested everything...noserub...arbish...lick ear...arbish..in the end they decided hold hands la..yesh..my palms were sweating la..haha..so excited de lor...so after much negotiation, they agreed on a distance of abt 4 classrooms and a toilet..ya..steady pace..
so we went out of class la..i dun dare offer my hand lorz..like so malu and despo..ya..so laiping lifted my hand to her la..ya..then she slipped her hand into mine..ya..tt feeling was ya...woohoo for me la..but i can sense tt its not mutual..ya.. so i didnt grab her hand tight la..juz in contact..ya..so we walked la..hmm..one sided only..then we were at an arms dist away lorz..hmmm..tried to walk closer la..but she seems to me tt she was also moving away..so i juz maintained the dist.. time seemed to freeze during tt period of time..for me tt is..i bet she wanted time to fly instead..i was in my dream-come-true land la..hmm..really wished tt dist wun end lorz..so walk walk walk..approaching the end le..then a grp of girls appeared frm the MPH direction..soke yee and gang..so she juz pulled her hand away lorz..its like disruption to my fantasy de...i was like.."why do u all have to come......" ..ya..sad sia....hmm...but i still rmb the feeling de la..damn song la.. but still apologised to her at night la..ha...she sae she dun really mind la..ya..so smsed from dunno when to midnight loz..ya..hmm..dunno la..my shuang-ness is so short lived de lorz..muz learn to treasure everything before it ends ba..perhaps..
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truth or dare

2005-03-10T04:23:00.000-08:00

haha..todae not bad a dae la..for me...u wun know why de..except a few ppl...hehe...ya..
so todae reached skool at 710..then went to home room slack lorz..den, first lesson FM by andy quek la..3d trig..arbish..nv do any qn..tot not supposed to do..anyway after tt one is oredi our break..so wen eat la..ok all the boring stuffs la... so its the damn chem prac AGAIN.. yes...supposed to b a SPA la...but our maths table cheated lorz..in the sense tt we draw and write all the tables b4 the practical la...but she heck oso lorz..ya..so did the damn titration...wanna scold vulgar la...cos i added too much to the standard flask...pour away some..haha..nv tell her..all results more or less affected la..ha...tt sick jean lee lorz..sae wanna see us add drop by drop..so i ask her here when nearing end pt...so dunno she too old or wad...walk so slow..i already added past the end pt..so she kb la..den had to redo...ok nvm..so i redo...erm...i copy and paste the above part horz...haha..wait ar...so redo la....tt sick jean lee lorz..sae wanna see us add drop by drop..so i ask her here when nearing end pt...so dunno she too old or wad...walk so slow..i already added past the end pt..so she kb la..den had to redo...ya...3rd time...wait ar....i paste again..haha...then redo AGAIN la...tt sick jean lee lorz..sae wanna see us add drop by drop..so i ask her here when nearing end pt...so dunno she too old or wad...walk so slow..i already added past the end pt..so she kb la..fourth time oso like tt..then i heck liaoz..she oso sian liaoz..so sae let me pass.haha..sick sia..ok end of chem prac...so went for physics tutorial at home room..ha...dunno wad everybody in the class up to lorz..yufang take iris bottle put in fron of me..wakao..haha...wadde...guai lan lorz..ya then tt yvonne keep threatening me...ya..cos i dun wan present..so bo bian..gals alwaes win...so i go present la...hehe..ya..den iris cum take her bottle.la..then tt yvonne again make tt heart thumping sound...not i want to sae her...but abit sick la..ha..so paiseh...so after tt all the boring stuffs de la...after skool actually wan go out eat with xiaohei la..but cy call me back then sae iris call me play bridge...so its like on ar..so play play few games..den they wan play truth or dare..ya...exciting part being sensored...cos it might cause nosebleed...cos too high kick liaoz..haha...so went home at 5 plus cos went to support class in soccer la..haha...won 3-0 in the 1st match ba...yea.....haha..yaya...rmb smt suddenly...haha...cos mon me and srini nv come..so no m induction notes..this morn we both lazy to photostat mahz..haha...so we decided to ask keith...ya..keith to photostat...sounds bad rite..ya really bad..cos he oso dun haf..ya..so i ask him photocopy 3 copies..i rmbered askin him to photocopy 3 copies at elast 3 times...ya..so he went...came back...we had high hopes..haha..and he returned the original copy to laiping..ya..we expected more..yesh..at least 2 more paper..who knows sia...he only photocopy for himself lorz..haha...arbish arbish arbish....dunno he slow or dun like us lorz..haha...u all know not we bad le la..is he bad lorz.haha..jk..
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my mess.

2005-03-07T23:44:00.000-08:00

"If I Let You Go"

Day after day
Time passed away
And I just can't get you off my mind
Nobody knows, I hide it inside
I keep on searching but I can't find

The courage to show to letting you know
I've never felt so much love before

And once again I'm thinking about
Taking the easy way out

But if I let you go I will never know
What my life would be holding you close to me
Will I ever see you smiling back at me?
How will I know
if I let you go?

Night after night I hear myself say
Why can't this feeling just fade away
There's no one like you (no one like you)
You speak to my heart (speak to my heart)
It's such a shame we're worlds apart

I'm too shy to ask, I'm too proud to lose
But sooner or later I gotta choose
And once again I'm thinking about
Taking the easy way out

But if I let you go I will never know
What my life would be, holding you close to me
Will I ever see you smiling back at me? (oh yeah)
How will I know
if I let you go ?

If I let you go ooooh baby
Ooooooooohhhhh

Once again I'm thinking about
Taking the easy way out
Ooooooooohhhhh

But if I let you go I will never know
What my life would be, holding you close to me
Will I ever see you smiling back at me?
How will I know
But if I let you go I will never know
Will I ever see you smiling back at me?
How will I know

haha...i know i hate boybands eg 5566 westlife etc..but heck la..i oso wish this song is not sung by them mahz.. anyway dunno wad i going to do la..its the 1st time she nv replied la..major setback to my attempts.. yepz..i made up my mind not to confess liaoz...unless realllllly muzzzzzz do so la..like concern life and death de matters den sae lorz.. yaya...but dunno tt xiaohei tok cock or wad la..alwaes say her chio..she is his ...etc la...yaya..thou he said he like another gal in the other crass...if he wants den i beta shut my mouth even more tightly la..
anyway not too bad a day todae la..reached skool earlier than normal..ard 5 mins earlier only la..arbish.. so sat there.surprisingly i was the 1st boy to sit in our class la..den cheeyong they all cum out from home room...yaya..i suppose they were there la..so..some ppl were like shocked to see me la...wakao...its not as if i abandon u all like tt..i 60% got back aj de.. see me as outcast like tt..ha...then after assembly ms kwan terry ask for parents letter la...tts the horrible part...i gave her....she look look look...and.....
miss kwan terry(mkt): wads not feeling well? (as written in parents letter)
me: erm..migraine....ya..
mkt: no mc?
me: i nv went to the doctor..
mkt:but migraine is a serious illness u know...
me: (speechless)
mkt: sounds suspicious...
me: (speechless)
mkt: wad was it like? headache only?
me: erm..it went on and off...ya...nothin else...
mkt: tts not a migraine...tts juz a headache (give those qian da look)
me: .....ya headache....
mkt: sounds suspicious...
me: (speechless)
mkt: are u going to stay at aj?
me: erm..second choice...
mkt: next time muz see doctor ok...
me: (nods)...(diam diam...act listen announcement)
end of interrogation...
wakao...pon one dae of lesson oso so sianz...so ma fan...kenasai lorz..anyway went on to phy lab for prac la...mr sng late lorz..so as phy rep i had to call him...yes..very reluctantly...and he was on the way...he realised his mistake and pleaded for mercy...so i say "let us off earlier and u will not be banished to cold palace..." ..haha...cock..but he really let us off damn early la..tink 25 mins b4 the lesson ended...wq's phy prac class oso...damn early...so went to eat then go back class slack.. see ppl walking..see bees flying..or rather bee flying..suddenly missed keith's careless whisper(not tt singapore idol one la)...haha...he was alwaes "shh-ing" to himself..haha..ask laiping..he knows.. dun tink he so on de la...pon class 2 daes...maybe sick lorz..or he tink muz report to new jc liaoz..haha..or maybe he tink march hols liaoz.. so had the sickening jean lee for chem tutorial...sick sia..i pon she oso nv come..i cum she cum...walao...then she oso scared the bee la...orbi...haha..sounds so bad... anyway was heavily criticised by chem grp ppl for being too bhb...walao jk only mahz..dun appreciate de lorz..so wooden block de lorz..ok la...i be the humble bee..i min humble me next time...juz in case they tok bad of me and leave badddd impression la..haha...den we went to LT1 for movie...yay..GP watch movie...its was an italian film...dun b stupid...not "italian job"..dun tink i dunno wad u tinkin..ha...jk...its called " life is beautiful"...i tink so...it was damn funny la...theres subtitles..so can understand...really funny..haha..continuing tmr lorz..yay...in the LT we decided to pon seet seow ming's fm lecture lorz...un-fruitful lecture i mean..yaya..rather than waste time...but in the end...kena pangseh-ed by many many ppl...weekiat..srini...etc etc..so i and laiping went back class...saw yvonne and yufang...cheeyong and gang eating in canteen...so we 4 in class nothin to do..so decided to play cards..yea...my fav... but too bad yufang dunno big 2 la..so we play bluff...yufang 1st laiping 2nd...guess whos last..me or yvonne??? ..haha...of cos the last is YVONNE la...ha..
then cy and zx and handsome came back..so they wanna play bridge..so play lorz..haha..din hav a good hand in some rounds..but good hand in some games..got one game its like walao...all the justice bao royals lorz..so no trump we trash the other 2 la..haha...luck la...not skill...mayb the other 2 players let us de...muz humble..haha..
ya so its civics after tt..mkt didnt prepare anythin..so we juz toked abt the subj combi and stuffs la..den ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong..same as nan hua bell la..so went to eat with xiaoheiz and gang...tt xiaohei indecisive...walked the whole rnd of the canteen and stoned at several stores before decidin on the one tonne mee stall lorz...damn heavy sia...not funny...but didnt go hansheng house play play la...dunno lehz..dun feel like going..but sanks for inviting me go..ya...so reached home loz..but tt was after the stupid long mrt journey la...zZZ...
end.

song bo....song...

2005-03-06T17:36:00.000-08:00

yea..its 9.41 am now..march 07 2005..monday...haha..at home..ya..'forecasted' a migraine aka headache ytd so todae not going to skool..partly oso becos i slept at 3 plus ytd..so no mood to get up less than 2 hrs later..haha..
yesh..gonna tok to u all bout ytd and todae la..actually theres nothin special in my entire sundae.only tt at 2 plus cheeyong tell me tt she online..but my sis using..so its like kan jiong lorz..scared later she run away..ya so i went online at 4..haha..arbish... but she was still dere la..so er yue tian reunited and we continued to talk to her..ya she was still guessing...haha..haiyo...da xiao jie...juz guess urself la..alamak...haha..but she went off very soon later la..cos i tink she was supposed to go out lorz...yaya..with her dear dear..tts wad she said...ya..so tok to cheeyong for a while b4 my sicko bro wan use com..so let him use lorz..yaya...so the entire sundae juz sux la..nothin to do..did some f maths la..overdue..haha..
but here comes the exciting part for me la...this morning..very early morning...at 0002..yesh..was lying on my bed trying to sleep when i suddenly felt ..uhhuh.. vibration.. yesh...supposed to b a reply from her(her hp no batt..so reply only when reach home)..ha..eh paiseh ar...alwaes tok bout her..but she's become the most interesting part of my life liaoz lorz..ya...she went out with her dear dear ytd evening..pls no nid to console me..i'm not crying..yes..she went out with her dear dear...but she told me tt her dear dear is sei yin la..yalar..a gal la..haha.. i cant get to sleep anyway, so i started to sms her la..ya she juz reached home ba i tink..and was eating..so muz b free to sms de la. so i started replyin lorz...haha..i said "i was waitin for ur reply etc..and who knows later u are kidnapped by bad guys la"..haha.abit dunno how to say...abit thick skinned...but she said she was very touched la..ha..and i cocked abt if she got danger i go tel booth change clothes becum superman go save her...haha..so the session went on and on.i asked she replied she asked i replied lorz..haha...theres some kick in this session..cos i dun get the feeling tt she is irritated or wad la..ya..so toked abt no. of things..mostly crap la..including how to spell sei yin's name..haha..initially i spell as saying de..hahah..more direct mahz..yaya..haha..cos she going to skool mahz..unlike me made up my mind not to go...so she wan to end session at ard 0320 la..ya..i dun mind..cos she nids some rest la..if not tmr everydae say hello panda..not pocky...not funny..pls dun larf...ya..so i went to sleep lorz.. haha...so damn shuang lorz..really..hahaha...whahahaha...whahahahahahah....

end.

post off-week day 1

2005-03-05T05:31:00.000-08:00

ya todae is a saturdae.. at 3 plus woke up lorz..cant get to sleep. i can vaguely rmb my dream b4 tt..ya.. its something abt ACJC..haha...dunno la...it was something like jewliang telling me how acjc is diff from other jcs..like the chim posts given to the staff there..rmb a word 'disciplinarian'..ya..haha.. ya..then suddenly...guess wad...suddenly..... suddenly i heard smt...yes...smt familiar...smt i heard for the past few daes...did i hear it wrong..no..was i dreamin..no..i am certain i m not...yes..i heard vibration...haha...pls dun arbish... i sense sms lorz...
so i picked up my fone and opened the msg...yes...a jerk indeed...jewliang...he wanted to wake me up from my slp...too bad for him...his mission failed...i was up by then..so we xchanged a few msgs and he told me off for not doing wad i am supposed to do..yes...jio her..i thought of it..i still dunno if i shld tell her..thou i'm more on the 'dun tell' side..the fone was like msg memory full all the time...ya u know..my whole inbox is unanimously frm her... but out of pek cek-ness.. i emptied the whole inbox..ya...so now nothin left...boohoo..
anyway morning woke up 10 plus..haha..damn shiok..the sunlight scorching my butt..haha.. brushed teeth and had breakfast..then read newspaper..then started to use com form 12-5..haha..really nth to do..but oso nobody online... so at 5 plus i went to sleep...yesh...AGAIN..until 7 plus woke up...ate dinner...haha..u muz b tinkin wad a fruitful dae i have...so i on the com ...yesh...AGAIN..its like a repeat of wad i did in the morn..but this time abit different....y did i sae so?...yes....i saw somebody rare...very rare...yesh...iris...haha...she juz created account...she decided to do so finally...but after a while zhao liaoz...so its back to the boring and no kick part..ya..its nine fifty three now..and i'm tokin to an ngei and weekiat...haha..giving opinions to weekiat on jioing her za bor..even thou i not gd at all i still tell him wad to do...haha...dunno will hai him or not...haha
nothin to write liaoz la..going to stone...ya...
end.

off dae 4 part 2...

2005-03-03T14:35:00.000-08:00

ya...i'm gonna tok to u abt the later part of off dae 4..
so when i reached home, i immediately rushed to charge my hp..it went __flat__at four plus and had to stop smsing her for the time being..its not tt im rude or u irritating okays..ya..sms..sms.sms...this went on and on...when i was playing game, when i was watching tv...even when i was havin dinner...suddenly felt as if there was somewhere there caring for me..but somehow i get this feeling tt this will nv happen..ya i dun wan to confess to her..
there can b 2 scenarios...one, she rejects me straight in the face...alrite...no big deal...experienced rejection b4..ya..juz tt in future perhaps damn awkward and class outings may becum a taboo to me then.. scenario 2...if i manage to make her love me...ya its good in the sense tt i can b with her together..but for how long...we r gonna b separated..even if national doesnt want me, i tink pj will..so i will not b at aj anymore..IF she loves me and i'm making ourselves separate from each other and not being able to b together..wouldnt it b damn heartbreaking...so y not juz ya...not confess...at least i''ll get over it sooner or later while she remains the way she is...always happy and flashing tt sweet smile across her face..
ya back to smsing...the msgs kept coming and going..i dun mind at all..even if my hp bills went skyhigh...smsed more than 150 ytd...minority of it with other ppl not her..so we asked each other qns...i truthfully answered some while avoided some so as to not reveal the person i like...which is her...omg...imagine the person u like guessing who u like..arbish...and prsisting on tt answer...arbish arbish...yesh she persisted on yvonne...but i noe yvonne is booked liaoz..and we r frenzz...so cant be...its sort of sad to see her guess other ppl but not herself..perhaps shes tt blur or perhaps shes tt shy..but at times i'm like so damn eager to juz sae tt the person we spent 100 sms to tok abt is actually her...yes HER...but i juz didnt pluck up the courage to do so.. perhaps we're not meant to be..i dunno...i noe shes sort of the type i was looking for...ya...not fierce..quite cute..etc etc...but i guess the fairytale juz wun start...i guess i'll nv get her to accompany me thru diff times..i guess i can get over this .. i guess i guess i guess..all from my inner thoughts and presumptions.. i juz dun dare to see how the story goes in real life..u may sae i'm hum ji...but if i feel theres a need to confess.. i'll..
its always the same old story...be it elaine or her..its like yi xiang qing yuan...i love her she doesnt love me..but perhaps shes different from elaine in the sense tt she doesnt sense my 'motive'(not quite a gd word) even after so long..ya...but from my pt of view...i do not dare to try it again...i dun wan to be having the same experience as feb 2004 ya...so perhaps its beta to leave it the way it is...shes happy and im not sad...now...hope it goes on...ya..going back to slp...

end.

off dae 4..

2005-03-03T02:37:00.000-08:00

todae was off dae 4...thurs...argh...haven register jc yet..chamz..
anyway morning went to crash nj with cheeyong and weiqiang la..met at clementi with wq and went together to meet cheebeng. then we reach there juz nice...9am..so we walk...all the sidegates closed lorz...so sianz..like prison like tt...so we walked to the main gate..not tt far la...manageable..ya..then we thought of excuses to counter the possible interrogation by the guard..which was described till as if he was a ghost lorz..so scary...so we reach there...arbish...the guard was like not fierce at all lorz..haha. juz sacirficed wq's ez link for 3 visitor passes..then in we went..ya...walked a bit then cy saw his buddies..so joined them..after tt me and wq went to track and see johnny pe...(heck ar...i calling u johnny..billy sounds weird)..ya...saw his za bo oso..haha..no comments...ask wq for more details...then all of us went to canteen to eat la..damn ex lorz..chickee chop for 2.50 bux..arbish...then go physics lecture hall to tok cock...tt cy started using my hp to sms la...ya..till now,6.49pm i still smsing la...but some sms quite disheartening la..ya... anyway, at 11 plus we went off...chased 74 and went to AMK...further we went to woodlands to meet o1/o5...some of them have something on..so nv come..llp and jawk first to arrive then subsequently most of them arrived...head count..11 lorz..me cy yvonne llp jawk srini jiaman shihui rhema keith and scholar. ya then saw liang ling ling and her sis and someone else ..nv notice the face...so we go in lorz and we bought tix for Hitch..ya the will smith show..not would smith...not funny..pls dun larf...anyway the sickening trio(llp,jawk,scholar) so damn wet blanket lorz..dun wan watch..everydae play pool..siao...anyway we watched...not bad a show la..quite funny...ya...then finish 4 plus liaoz..the gals wanna take photo lorz..so we argue over the bkgrd color...not argue la...but friendly quarrel..ya..so we chose red...not bad la...so take take take...yay...ya so some of them wanna go home liaoz..so left a few of us..ya...nothin to do oso..so went home..only jiaman take same train as me..ha...anyway quite tired...wanna rest well tmr...ya the msgs are my energy boosters lorz honestly speakin..haha..ya..gotta register for jc soon.....if not die lorz..
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off dae 3..

2005-03-02T07:17:00.000-08:00

todae had class outing...yay...so went out at 1155 and reached somerset at 1245 approx..
then found out only got 7 of us lorz..ya..cheeyong,me,zhengxi,handsome,yongbo,iris and yvonne. then at one plus tt iris still at taka gai gai...so zx pek cek...sae go play pool.so i watch them play...i dun quite like play pool la... then at 2 plus pei cheeyong go lan shop to register for JIS la..for him only...under an order by his parents...ya...then we went k box...in front all zhengxi singing la..they sae his singing improve...i dunno la...cos i first time hear him sing...then my first song was wen rou..ya mayday...den yvonne come...sing tt amei quite nice..then zx went off la...we sang until damn song lorz..damn fun oso..ya... iris alwaes tio bully by zx and cheeyong lorz..ya...horz? then tt k box fella sae times up...we heck care...pls lorz..we so man...*roar*....scared who...*roar*...haha...then last warning liaoz...see tt fella face oso quite pek cek with us...haha...so we scared tio chased with broom...u know...me kunda cannot so lao kuay one la..yalar...
then we went out...decided to go for dinner...so we called everybody we could tink of...shuihei,srini etc...then we went yishun to meet shiuhei...we ate wanton mee...sad for him...he juz drink his drink...very guilty lorz...haha...anyway after dinner went north point cos cheeyong wan buy gift for his didi. then we played with the escalators b4 going home...reached home 2110 lorz...then recieved some heartwarmin msgs...haha...anyway had great fun todae...ya...
end.

off day 2

2005-03-01T07:22:00.000-08:00

ooh..i know who cheeyong like liaoz..hiak hiak hiak...but he oso know who i like liaoz...boohoo..anyway i dun intend to bao dou la...how can bao dou buddy...not tt sick la.. todae..yes ..a dae of stoning...morning, wake up at eight...arbish...for the sake of chee ann la...he put the o level jae stuffs in my bag ytd...put.. put..put summore...see la. now i hafta wake up at eight juz to pass u the bloodie stack of paper. anyway met him at parc oasis busstop to pass him the things. then went back home. coz i took the house keys then no keys at home. so my mother kan jiong lorz..and call me to come back..if not she no nid to go market gossip..haha..
so i went home and on the computer lorz..daily routine somehow..ah hah...saw cheeyong...so we chatted...it was quite fun..then more and more ppl came online..srini,yongbo, weekiat,keith,yvonne etc . so chatted with them la...and keith wass like so wrong channel and frequency lorz. we tokin bout movies he tokin abt pokeball..wait till i poke him then he know..then one by one, the ppl vanished without even saying byebye...wakao...teenagers are getting so dao nowadays sia...of cos there r role models oso la..uhhuh...*erhem*...this includes me la...tt goes without saying...
then after lunch almost all went off...cheeyong oso left soon after.. left me and the lonely computer... so i decided to chiong FM... man utd...chiong until almost end the season but haven end la...so far haven cheat..made up my mind not to do so...of cos quittin and reloading and replaying the game isnt counted as cheatin la...haha..
den went to sleep...went to dream...buay tahan tt tai yang gong gong ... come out when i was sleeping...so bo bian...woke up as it was so damn hot..woke up at 4 plus..then go stone again...play com again...yep..again..then dinner time!! eat eat eat...but it was also damn sianz lorz..facing the plate of white rice and the dishes...nothin special...even dinner time oso so sianz...walao..
then 8 oclock watch tv...830 watch police and thief...which i dun follow...but its really nothin to do then i watch...ah hah...billy called me then...not used to calling johnny billy man...johnny then johnny la...why change to billy.dun tell me is becos of her...anyway he called to persuade me to njc...can sae tt his persuasion managed to raise the probability frm 60% to 80%.. ya...anyway tt jewliang sicko...10 pts...ytd down there like wan to die wan to die...who knows...pok pokpok all the As come out...eh i buay song tt physics lorz..jewliang get a2 i get b3 ...kenasai...becos of tt stupid practical...eh..i noe u readin horz..dun am chio horz.. i noe one horz. this time give u chance de..next time s papers i challenge u...
so, we tok till nine plus...during tt time cheeyong call me oso..then tok awhile la..then cfm tmr outing not thurs or fri...after tt,i watched the ch 8 show..quite funny la...then watch news...then wakao...pi li huo last episode...can u belif it...i watched tt show lorz...and unsurprisingly, i became more sianz...then come use com...then type this entry lorz..yay..its 11.45 pm liaoz...nearing bed time...maybe juz stone for a while more then i'll go to bed and dream of _ _ _ _...hahaha...
end.

after o's

2005-02-28T18:05:00.000-08:00

yepz.i got 9 for my o's...not happy and not sad la..to those who didnt meet ur expectations, dun too hui xin liaoz la. u'll hafta move on la..forget bout the o's and focus on wads coming up next..the damnit A's...ytd sms alot...got girls got boys got jc frenz got relatives..most ask bout results ya..oso sms with iris to kay po other ppl results...actually muz sae is showing care for my classmates and frenz....then also received some calls la...then some bloodie s holes kept interrupting lorz. sicko...no no i not saying lim jewliang...really...i not saying him...
then at night..nothin to do..so go msn kay po other ppl results again...this time with cheeyong..i beta watch my words...abigail is readin.. ya..dunno where to go lorz..haven rally much ppl for njc lorz. but go there oso dian di.. dunno la...njc?ajc?pjc?..poly?..ha...1% possibility..argh..sianz..anyway got the 'iris' mp3 liaoz..thanks to delia quack...ya anybody interested can find me for tt song la..yupzz... rmb...o1/o5 rawks..
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sunday afternoon- moron 5

2005-02-27T00:43:00.000-08:00

stoning...yes...i'm stoning...
unlike some other jcs, we've got 5 daes for our jae...perhaps our principal aka mickey mouse oso wanna slack...ha...tan tiek wee or whoever...dun act ar...i know ur motive one...wanna slack rite...i support u...
five daes...wad shld i do??? i've set aside some tasks to accomplish in these five daes(excluding weekends)...
- pack my things ya...
- play new team in football manager...(haha...i oredi completed 8 seasons of barcelona and 2 seasons of bolton)
- one dae for crying over my o level results...
- one dae to seriously think of where to go...
- one dae for class outing....
thursdae got class outing...but why they alwaes like do the same things one lehz? bowl, k box, pool, arcade, yawns...but i tink i most prob go k box only la...but their peanuts really suck...one bloody bowl for 5 bux...suckers...anyway, i know i crow when i sing...so i beta train up my vocals for this cumin thursdae...so i'll not b paying extra for the broken microphone and speakers and glassware...
had been staying home for the whole wkend...bet nobody has the mood to go out la...althou i would like to...so sianz...tmr go back nh ass ass liaoz...dunno whether i'll hop out of the skool at the end of the dae or be admitted to NUH class A ward due to sudden heart stoppage upon recievin my results...dunno if i'll get to eat buddha jump over the wall for dinner or canes for dinner...but i leave it all to fate lorz...i going to stone liaoz...yay...
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'last dae'

2005-02-25T03:03:00.000-08:00

ya...todae was sort of the last dae of skool for o1/o5...a dae where happiness was mixed with a pinch of yi yi bu she-ness. no one knows if we r gonna meet again as a whole class of 25 after march hols... really like this class lorz. but ya...good things must come to an end.
o1/o5' jan-mar05 iris(aka nicholas), mingyang, shihui, jiaman, bernice, abigail, yufang, rhema, juliet, minli, shimin, yvonne(aka auntie yvonne), weekiat, zhengxi, hu guang, laiping, han sheng(aka handsome), cheeyong(aka cheebeng cum calvin), shi hao, srini, yongbo(aka romeo), shiuhei (aka xiaohei), keith, me(aka xb) and yuan hang...yepz...tribute to them...of cos also to dagda tribe and 404' 2004...
todae, when i reached skool...the first thing cheeyong said was "xiaobai...iris eh..." arbish...so i had a hard time trying to deny...and she got the wrong idea....yay..anyway we had no mood to do work todae...so we decided to pon some lessons...pw esp...we stayed in class...tinking of all the consequences liaoz...den who knows...we were told tt pw was cancelled...arbish...the boys played basketball and in the end, weekiat was in cornflake...i mean conflict with the asshole from the next class...tt asshole stamped on his chest lorz..see geena...whack him then he know...there was some tussle bet the 2 of them while the rest juz watched..ya...cant do anything la..after tt was pe..some of them pon pe...afternoon pe...the rest including me went for it...it was sort of torturous under william chua. not thru running but thru many many guai lan kinds of exercise lorz. then dragged myself home in my drenched tee...
hot dae sia...drink lotsa wadaaa....
end.

da niu

2005-02-24T06:51:00.000-08:00

gonna tell all of u a story...supposed to b chinese story...so translate the han yu pinyin urself...
once upon a time, in the southern province of ancient china, there was a rich man named da niu(big bull).. he had money, houses, food,clothing and everythin..except a wife...he was 39 yrs and 364 daes old but was still not married.he was desperate to find one good wife...his mother was also worried for him...
one fine dae, da niu decided to find a wife by writing a notice and pasting it in the public notice board... thus he took out his paper and ink and started writing abt all his plus points...rich...handsome(tts wad he tink)...cute...wadeva...all the gd pts he could tink of...but even after 3 daes, no single woman came to find him...
he thought " maybe i'm too proud.." thus he decided to paste another notice. this time, he wrote humbly " da niu bu ke ai...jia can (family fortune) que bu shao"...but still, nobody came forward... this time, he decided to write one more public notice..this time he was even more humble... he wrote " DA NIU BI JIAO LAN"(da niu is quite lazy)...juz five words...guess wad...all the women in the town rushed to him the next morning...why did this happen?
actually, in ancient china, ppl read from the right to the left...but da niu wrote " DA NIU BI JIAO LAN" from left to the right...geddit...if not, forget it...
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iris...

2005-02-24T00:18:00.000-08:00

this is not abt my classmate iris la...no other intentions...thankew...
anyway can u all listen to the midi of this blog? got music? cos i juz cant seem to hear anything form blogs...not even from http://leftmud.blogspot.com ...ha... anyway i like this song... dedicate to all of u...if u all dare to dl, then dl lorz...dl liaoz send to me....haha...

Goo Goo Dolls- Iris

Verse 1

And I'd give up forever to touch you
Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
And I don't want to go home right now

Verse 2

And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
Cause sooner or later it's over
I just don't want to miss you tonight
Chorus

And I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

Verse 3

And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything seems like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know your alive

Chorus

And I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
Chorus

I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am

anyway nothin much happened duri(a)n these few daes la...so didnt update...but now its already nearing the end of feb liaoz...gonna part with my class liaoz. bet most of u out there will oso she bu de la...me too...sob...but all nice things hafta end one dae...ya results comin out soon...so all the best to all of u out there...anyway jl, i suppose theres some misunderstanding in the rumors abt nie letter la....its not wad u tink...so gan gan go take result...maybe u six pointer then u come join me and take ur s papers lorz. yepz...iris...nice...
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21feb04...9 daes b4 30th feb..ha.

2005-02-21T04:23:00.000-08:00

ytd went out with yuhui and gang to jalan jalan lorz.nothin special thou...juz marina south...city hall...far east...ya...juz sort of a sian outings...but we met up and chat a lot...abt skool stuffs...toking cock...and personal gossips etc...juz some normal meet ups tt u wld consider havin cheesefries without mayo special... so sunday ended quite fast la...
todae...monday...hate tt word...got pe sia...so dragged my heavy foot to skool todae...i fell asleep on the train and woke up at khatib...one stop b4 yck...i opened my eyes and i saw an old ah ma...proceed to next paragraph if u tink i gave up my seat for her....proceed to black paragraph(hi light urself) if u tink i bo chap her...
i gave up my seat 2 her....ya...clap pls..based on wad u tink of me...and i reached skool soon and it was the start of the dreadful day...until..........we went to multi purpose hall (MPH) for our pe...so we sat down...and kok wee started briefing...abt the comments posted by students on noticeboard over school issues...so they wrote tt pe was torturous(I AGREE) etc.so kok wee say they will put in games in the future...sounds so tempting...but dunno whether its true or not. now my dilemma worsened....AJ is back in my list of choices...sianz...and so we didnt have pe todae....yay...tmr all my maths chikus on course...yay...and had my last test of the month...chem test this afternoon lorz..so so la...can pass la...yay...so tts all for todae...tmr perhaps going constantine with xiaohei lorz...then dun go og outing liaoz....
i didnt give my seat up to her...ya...based on wad u tink of me...so i reached skool soon and it was the start of the dreadful day...until..........we went to multi purpose hall (MPH) for our pe...so we sat down...and kok wee started briefing...abt the comments posted by students on noticeboard over school issues...so they wrote tt pe was torturous(I AGREE) etc.so kok wee say they will put in games in the future...sounds so tempting...but dunno whether its true or not. now my dilemma worsened....AJ is back in my list of choices...sianz...and so we didnt have pe todae....yay...tmr all my maths chikus on course...yay...and had my last test of the month...chem test this afternoon lorz..so so la...can pass la...yay...so tts all for todae...tmr perhaps going constantine with xiaohei lorz...then dun go og outing liaoz....but anyway...wipe my tears....i m disappointed...how could u perceive me as one who is so selfish...so self centred....so sick...so jewliang-ish....walao......disappointed...scram...dun wish to see u anymore....boo hoo...
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AJC family dae

2005-02-19T01:55:00.000-08:00

todae was our AJ family dae...so the first thing i did when i woke up is of cos to go to the toilet to brush my teeth la...then of cos prepare then set off for yio chu kang...with the stupid bag of oil of cos...
i reached there at 0713 and we started arranging our stuffs and preparing the deep fryer liaoz(cos we selling all sorts of fried food)...some of them marinated the chickee wings the night before at chee yong's house...terrace house...and although it seems so normal like not marinated at all...when we fried it and took a bite...the taste was actually not too bad...yepz...we couped and couped until the class rep pek cek and sae dun eat...
cos my shift chnged to shift 2, so shift one i slack abit lorz...juz walk here walk there...transport the food from sci lab to our booth etc etc etc. surprisingly, business was quite gd...ppl ordered the buddy meals and family meals often.even weiqiang oso order one buddy meal sia..yepz...and tts good....we managed to break even... yay...but most sian was the mass dance lorz...supposed to dance BOREGITTO or wadeva (chicken dance) on the track...but everybody not enthu at all...only our class enthu lorz...all nv move one....so we oso didnt manage to dance lorz.
business had to end around 1.30..which is damn early although we are tired liaoz. so packed up and played a few games of big 2 in the sci lab...one guai lan thing is tt the water in the sci at one time turned blue...really blue...and the auntie sae cannot wash hands with it...mop floor can...so we all are like "die liaoz die liaoz..." then all chiong toilet to wash hands.
and after tt celebrated srini's(todae) and rhema's(soon) birddae lorz. initially wanted to throw the birddae boy into pond...but in the end nv...juz threw flour at him.until the discipline head saw it and want us out of the skool compound in 5 mins...siao kia...he crowed," ppl r trying to clean and u mess it up again...i dun wan to see all of u...get out of the skool in 5 mins time"..."4 mins left"....crazy lorz....smack him ar...
then i and xiaohei went to junction 8 to eat lorz. we saw ken chu there...and so many pplall four levels are filled with ppl lorz...more than 300 watching ba) there screaming like dunno wad...maybe they screaming for me...perhaps..i wanted to give them my autograph...but didnt have a pen with me...so bo bian...cannot. sad for them. love them yas..
then we went to the 1st storey and saw a sign "taufik autograph session"...haha....less than 10 malay ppl sitting there....haha....compared to ken chu and of cos me...small black see big black...so pathetic lorz...work harder taupok....oh sorry...taufik...
eat liaoz then i sat the mrt from bishan to cheena garden lorz...long...damn long....tired now sia...
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18 feb...one week b4 results...

2005-02-18T03:52:00.000-08:00

todae we got no pe cos early dismissal...wahaha...so,after skool, we went to move the tables for our funfair tmr...but thats after stoning for 10-20 mins in the canteen under the 'serene' atmosphere caused by the 'wake lion' troupe...they performed at every single store lorz....despo...wan hongbao i can give u...
then, we went ntuc to buy all the stuffss...got me,chee yong aka chee beng, xiaohei, iris,yvonne not yvonne chua, meh meh and co., zhengxi,bernice ANG and ANG wee kiat...then we juz chiong to the frozen food dept ad stacked the whole trolley with the food lorz...got nugget,wings,fries(becos we all takin french S paper) and all the dried stuffs..then pay money...the receipt is like over 30cm long lorz.ha...more than 100 bux...doubt we can recoup our losses..
then it started raining...quite heavily...the goods were distributed to everyone to bring home...and i got the damn oil...yes...imagine carrying the damn oil and walking back form mrt....sian diaoz...the rest went to buy cake for srini...as his b dae is juz tmr la...watch out...he's going into the pond...and then the hei bai clan (me and xiaohei) went to mosque burglar...oops...mos burger to have a drink then we went home la...not scared of being robbed of my oil...as in my cooking oil...as xiaohei is a master sergeant in ncc, oustanding cadet etc etc etc....whoa...fit sia...
so its like so damn tired lorz. but quite fun lorz...cos now oredi sort of bonded with the class...but only left one week and some of them oredi saying they not coming to skool next week on some days lorz....time flies la...time really flies....why cant they cockroaches?
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nothin much....todae...

2005-02-17T00:28:00.000-08:00

yeah...juz gotten back my Cmaths test paper todae...so excited....i actually got 13.5/35 for my first test...i flunked it!! yea..
i'm really really excited....becos fri got early dismissal= NO PE!!!! tt stupid lim kok wee and william chua no nid to think of torturing methods for the time being...
todae had damn lots of FM tutorial and lectures...got bok,andy quek and SEET SEOW MING.....walao eh...he teach ar...buay tahan...tok to wall like tt...kena sai.dunno teach wad cock one....HOD somemore....no wonder chia noe him la....we intially wanted to pon his lecture...but when the bell rang, the miss bok ngeh see dun wan to go...wait...wait la....wait somemore...tt seet xioaming appeared liaoz....so we were all so sian diaoz...cos no nid pon his lesson liaoz...really buay tahan him...although he's good such tt hp ring he oso heck care....really fast la...3 months ending soon...hope our class can spend more time together now...yea...but nobody seems to be organising any activities...sianz...
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sian diaoz.

2005-02-15T01:40:00.000-08:00

mirror mirror on the wall, tell me if i shld stay at AJ or not...
hmm...have been pondering over this qn for some time...yep, we r approaching the end of our 1st 3 mths liaoz...sort of fast...except during pe lessons la...
actually i dun mind travelling the whole damn distance to skool everydae and i'm willin to stay after 3 mths. but somehow some factors held me back in making my ultimate decision.
first,the most important....pe...the pe at AJ really really really sux sux sux sux sux like hell...its a whole load of shit. wadde hell...no games..tuck in if not 30 pumping..wtf....if i knew it b4 choosing my jcs, i would have given AJ a miss..if i stay, its like 1.75 more years of hell for me...holy shit...
secondly, this skool is a little too small liaoz la...play hide and seek oso cannot. chicken. but it's not a big matter la...
but some of e factors making me wanna stay r:
of cos, i oredi bonded with the class mahz...although its not everybody in the same class next time, but at least now got a few frenz liaoz wad. if i go another jc rite, i'll have to undergo the same process again...stoning there and not tokin to anybody...cos i dun noe a single soul there...
secondly, of cos academically wise, the topics taught in diff jcs are also diff. so if i change skools, then i may not catch up with my work la.
thirdly, AJ gave me a gd impression so far(if we neglect the pe).dunno why. i like my stay so far... i quite like the uniform too...blue plus grey...not too bad...better than JJ of cos...
so i really dunno whether to stay or go...sian diaoz...but oso hafta wait for results then sae la... scarly down here tok tok tok later *choi* results no gd hafta settle for other jcs....*choi*
some jcs i will avoid...jjc,meridian,innova,anglocheena,yishun,serangoon...ya sort of...and of cos those further than AJ. who knows i may be at RJC one dae taking my french S paper...
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est. 2000

2005-02-12T10:19:00.000-08:00

its 2.25 am 13th feb 2005 NOW...
've got nothin to do rite now... juz recallin of all the things which happened in e past 4 yrs in nhss... sort of got a huang ru ge shi kinda feeling...time goes against our wishes...it flies when we're enjoying the moment but crawls when we r at dissatisfaction...
four yrs gone. wad have i learnt there? i experienced many many things to the extent that i cant even see myself 4 yrs back when i was still in pri skool. i may say tt i have matured into a different me. an entirely diff me.
4 yrs back, a not-at-all vain me would be in skool juz for the sake of be in skool...and for gods sake, to work for my PSLE. at home, i'll juz eat eat eat... till my face resembled a pufferfish, a swollen pufferfish...i still rmb tt me and my frenz would tease girls, use gestures, defy teachers' orders, scold vulgar etc...u know those kinda pai kia....at tt time junior pai kia...i was also sort of a 'chief' of our group...recallin of the pri skool yrs, feelin sort of guilty for being tt bad(in my view).
in sec 1 and 2, i was a nerdy study freak who rushes home straight once the bell rang, joins the com club...yea and carried a huge dirty 'bodypac' bag...even my crushes lasted juz for a few daes...
then i started transforming into the new and current me near the end of 2002 (not as in transform into a robot, but into a stronger personality). then i began tokin cock, laming all kinds of stuffs, really fell in love with ppl(i accept girls only btw...so boys out there....dun xiang bu kai and pls dun go jump). i was becomin more happy go lucky and less petty instead of the 'timebomb' person in the past. knew more frenz and was more interactive in class, no longer the zombie which requires a highly skilled priest to communicate with the mortal world.
in 2004, seriously fell in love with a second girl... and i took the initiative to coup her number from johnny bravo, smsed her...my motive was exposed v soon but i pressed on and she didnt mind. we were getting along very well but only thru sms...sad....nv really toked much in class...her smses were extra precious to me and also very heartwarming....all those encouragements and goodnight kisses and all those bhb words....absolutely heartwarmin...it was like a perfect fairytale until......
soon, another character appeared... it was like an author deciding last minute to add another prince into the fairytale(i wouldnt mind if he was a cobbler or carpenter)...then the two heroes began sword fighting and the one with the most fanciful moves would win the princess's heart... my horse tumbled and i lost the battle. the princess chose him and they lived happily till date...and poor me...had to be sent back home not by the princess herself but by her secretary...since then wadeva i see turned gloomy...i saw black and grey rainbows, dark clouds and an even blacker xian chao(no offence)....i ran into the prince and princess in town often...but all i could do was to act preoccupied with matters or dig up some topics with my fellow countrymen...
finally after a few months of struggling, i erased all of the unhappy memories as well as my liking for her and carried on with my life...since then, i haven really carried a torch for any girl.

its a long journey. i tumbled at times and thought of giving up but i didnt. at times i pondered over qns like where humans would go after they die, wads the feelin of being dead, is there another universe out there...etc...those qns meant for the depressed souls...
but instead of explorin the answers for these qns, i chose to explore the beauty and wonders of the world....
tts y i m here....
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abt me

2005-02-11T20:06:00.000-08:00

to all out there,
this is my second blog since i lost my first after forgetting its password and name...
im from singapore, ajc(1st 3 mths)
aka xb.
a capricorn
likes man utd
hates anything with mayonnaise
likes jay songs
hates 5566
likes to sleep
hates p.e
likes chess and poker games
hates boybands
likes happy go lucky and sociable frenz
hates act seh ppl
likes understanding ppl and anti-petty ppl
hates ppl who touch my things without permission

in future, i will write my entries with juz 2 colors la.perhaps a bright shade of red for my daily life activities or happenings and white for entries from the inner me...yesh...
i tink tts all for my 1st entry...
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